@hellmart

Born at 332 ppm CO2. Atheist, since I have a functioning brain. Anecdotes are not science. Sarcastic AF. I ridicule ridiculous people. #T1D #OmniPod5 #Dexcom6G

 San Diego, CA
Joined April 2009
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Manu Raju
@mkraju5 Jan 2023
MTG to me: “I’m not sure how Lauren Boebert on one hand can demand so much out of Kevin McCarthy, but then demand nothing out of someone else and be willing to vote for them to be speaker.That’s not serious, I don’t think that’s leadership and I really see it as more obstruction”
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Unclear if Marge realizes this is a parody account
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Replying to @FBIWFO @ATFWashington @DCPoliceDept
The @FBI and our partners hope the increased reward will encourage the American public to take another look at the photos and videos of the suspect and the device. If you recognize the suspect, submit a tip at tips.fbi.gov. ow.ly/mNJo50Mg7Sp
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This might be the most coked out I've ever seen Donnie Jr. Like you get a contact high just by watching his hands.
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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) retweeted
Acyn
@Acyn6 Jan 2023
Wow
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I need this on a mug.
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Dude... Save yourself 'Stop the Steal' organizer Ali Alexander threatens to reveal evidence of 'crime' committed by Marjorie Taylor Greene rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor…

'Stop the Steal' organizer threatens to reveal evidence of 'crime' committed by Marjorie Taylor...

"Stop the Steal" organizer Ali Alexander threatened to expose some unspecified crime that he claims Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) committed.The right-wing agitator stepped up his attacks on the...

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BREAKING: Jack Smith is set to make CHARGING DECISIONS possibly in a MATTER OF WEEKS. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Trump’s Troubles Mount as Special Counsel Gets New 2020 Evidence

The special counsel investigating Donald Trump has new emails, letters and other documents from election officials in battleground states, as the federal probe accelerates into whether the former...

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Rep. Ralph Norman said that to win his vote, McCarthy would need to be willing to shut down the government and default on the debt.
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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) retweeted
Reda@redamor_5 Jan 2023
George Santos missed another vote. What is actually wrong with this dude?
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This a real post from Trump on Truth Social.
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I may sign up for Truth Social just to post this.
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar6 Jan 2023
"The honorable Donald J Trump of Florida has received one [vote]" *members start laughing*
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Any explanation yet of why U.S. Capitol metal detectors were removed? It's two days before second anniversary of January 6. What is going on here?
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This is what Margie’s friends think off her😂😂
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Trump posted this so we can imagine what it would be like to have him as speaker.
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Whoops.
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It’s…bring your guns to work day at the Capitol. Can you fucking believe this?
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The world can now see what we had to deal with for years
Matt Laslo
@MattLaslo4 Jan 2023
“These fucking people,” Rep. @DanCrenshawTX tells me after leaving the House floor. “Now they’re just being clowns.”
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Who did this??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #AllByMyself xitter.cf/RusPugs/status/1610362…
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