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Y’all be wanting EVERYONE to collaborate. Be like “Omg my favs Coldplay and chief keef collab!!!!” 😂
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putting your jacket over a puddle for a lady to walk on is cowards chivalry. a real gentleman takes out a straw and gets to work on removing the puddle completely
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I know it’s a lot of talk about Fortnite but when y’all ready to hang with the real gunners meet me on Overwatch. I keep that defense matrix fully loaded.
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jack black: A RIGGADIDDLY DOOOOO FLEEEHUUUUOOOO
11 year old me: this is the best movie of all time
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Watching The Incredibles at age 11: damn Mrs. Incredible is thick
Watching The Incredibles at age 25: damn Mrs. Incredible is thick. Also I have depression now
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Either drake already had that recorded cuz knew pusha was gone be on bullshit or he really stopped what he was doing to eat that man up n the middle of the damn day
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A cop follows us into my boyfriends driveway and claims it is because we have a brake light out. The cop calls backup immediately. He proceeds to viciously pull him out of the car for absolutely no reason. I was forced to sit in the car until another cop came and detained me..
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Meditate on this... Remember how you felt when everything was all good for you and you were happy living your life. That feeling is still possible. You can get there again. Everything will work out.



























