@helixisms

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Joined October 2018
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looking thru an old sketchbook from high school and came across this gem. i need to redraw this with their updated designs
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More Luigis Needed@LisaA311Oct 17
My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
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肉魂菩薩@anrxcangel1997Oct 18
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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allie🦑 comms open@fauxmantis23h
yay it’s finally time for another regular comm opening !! more info below: **note! I will be opening sketchy icons in a few days. a separate post for those will be going up later**
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 18
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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they're not lying when they say deaf people are blunt. i told this deaf man my name and he goes "max? that's a dog name!" and starts gesuring like he's calling a dog 😭😭 he's not wrong tho because i did name myself after an animal, but a cat, not a dog
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people telling trans men that having piercings makes them feminine is so funny to me. like if we're going by gender stereotypes, sticking a needle in your face and keeping a piece of metal in the resulting hole sounds pretty fuckin manly right?
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beetle moses@beetlemosesOct 17
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roro 🪲@belmerannOct 16
idk if something switched in my brain or im just getting older, but people being negative about shit all the time is so exhausting. like making fun of relatively harmless stuff and tearing it apart makes you exhausting to be around
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powder 🦨@powderskunkOct 16
coraline but the door takes her to the good mythical morning dimension
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are you kidding me man
max (=ↀωↀ=) ⚧️@helixismsOct 14
y'all ever have a friend breakup so bad that hearing their name activates your fight or flight even if the actual person is hundreds of miles away and you haven't spoken in years
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🖤@chrisiscluelessOct 16
People are mad at this and while I do believe these life-changing surgeries should be prioritized and free for trans people I genuinely believe a bodily autonomy so like….this is fierce 2 me.
czech hunter schafer@top__ratOct 15
just met a cis guy w bottom surgery my life isn't real
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this was the view from st. joseph, taken by my dad
Ryan Hall, Y’all
@ryanhallyallOct 16
Tonight, Lake Michigan is going to have waves taller than a house. Up to 20 feet out in the middle, and a few could hit 23.
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i hope so ❤️
Aelin@linnssinsOct 16
someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
AOC tries Culver's for the first time in Michigan: "My life has changed."
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it's a pun THAT MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE SHE'S NOT LEGALLY BLIND!!!!!!! this has irritated me for years
Mickey-Jo@MickeyJoTheatreOct 16
sometimes I remember that Legally Blonde is a pun and feel compelled to tell as many people as possible
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David Grossman@davidgross_manOct 16
I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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someone quoted one of my old tweets about quinn from glee being president of the celibacy club saying they thought celibacy clubs were a real thing in american high schools because of glee and i was gonna retweet it but then they went private :( i thought it was funny!
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they went priv RIGHT after i liked their tweet. i hope it wasn't my fault... i wasn't judging you...... come back.......
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it is lower wattage but mine can boil water in like 3-4 mins it's definitely not "forever" lol
yeongwon@sercomaahOct 14
Apparently the reason why kettles aren’t common in the US is because the wattage of your kettles are so low it takes forever, whereas in the UK a kettle is at a higher wattage and takes avg 1-2 mins for a full boil
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US electric kettles are limited to lower wattage by 120V power (slower boils than UK 230V models) but are uncommon mainly due to coffee culture and makers rather than wattage alone. currys.co.uk/techtalk/kitch… shoddygoods.meh.com/p/electric-ket… businessinsider.com/why-americans-…
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most americans don't have them cuz they don't drink tea! but i LOOOOVE my electric kettle i use it almost every day because i personally drink a lot of tea
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