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Graphic Designer, Career Server, Marketing Genius, Mother, Daughter, Sister, Aunt, Cousin, Friend for Life.

St Charles, IL
Joined May 2009
I’ve been busy on a rebranding project with a new client!
Me logging into my #DisneyPlus account today
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I'm positive no one is wasting quality edibles on your shitty kids Chicagoland. instagram.com/p/Ba48z5egr58/
You know you're officially an adult when you have a conversation with an ex about their kids while you dye the tinsel in your roots.
The only other time I've felt this ashamed and embarrassed to be an American is every Thanksgiving.
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"Know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be president. And I think that's a good thing." -@HillaryClinton MIC DROP #debatenight
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Hawthorne's Backyard in West Chicago is a #pokestop! #PokemonGO #pokemon
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If I had a catchphrase it would either be "I could poop" or "I could sleep here". This made me realize how similar I am to an infant.
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Did anyone else pay the Nightrain Fan Club membership only to find out there are no tickets available? @Ticketmaster #lawsuit #fraud
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Do not join the Nightrain Fan Club through @Ticketmaster! It's a scam! You don't know until you pay $45 that there aren't tickets available.
I feel like I'm in a constant state of one-lipping my underwear.
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Stay weird, Chicago. #2016 #NYE
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Help itunes make @JakeSnakeMovie top priority by pre-ordering NOW! Pre-order now no wait when time to watch 1/12/16 itunes.apple.com/us/movie/re…
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A recap of my 2015 in one sentence: Epic Diarrhea. #Blessed
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slept for 12 hours and woke up in a pool of my own drool and tears so 2016 is already out. of. control.
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Most days I wake up feeling like a steaming pile of dog shit and occasionally I feel like shit that thinks they can pull off bangs.
My crazy neighbor was just "dancing like nobody was watching" and unfortunately I WAS watching. Confirmed: She's fucking nuts.