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Me logging into my #DisneyPlus account today
I'm positive no one is wasting quality edibles on your shitty kids Chicagoland. instagram.com/p/Ba48z5egr58/
You know you're officially an adult when you have a conversation with an ex about their kids while you dye the tinsel in your roots.
The Heidi Steiner retweeted
"Know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be president. And I think that's a good thing." -@HillaryClinton MIC DROP #debatenight
If I had a catchphrase it would either be "I could poop" or "I could sleep here". This made me realize how similar I am to an infant.
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Did anyone else pay the Nightrain Fan Club membership only to find out there are no tickets available? @Ticketmaster #lawsuit #fraud
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Do not join the Nightrain Fan Club through @Ticketmaster! It's a scam! You don't know until you pay $45 that there aren't tickets available.
The Heidi Steiner retweeted
Stay weird, Chicago. #2016 #NYE
The Heidi Steiner retweeted
Help itunes make @JakeSnakeMovie top priority by pre-ordering NOW! Pre-order now no wait when time to watch 1/12/16
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slept for 12 hours and woke up in a pool of my own drool and tears so 2016 is already out. of. control.
Most days I wake up feeling like a steaming pile of dog shit and occasionally I feel like shit that thinks they can pull off bangs.
My crazy neighbor was just "dancing like nobody was watching" and unfortunately I WAS watching. Confirmed: She's fucking nuts.











