@heatherjs

Professional Word Gardener https://xitter.cf/t.co/gRqiSrjDBE

 California, USA
Joined September 2008
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I'm a fierce writer, in the field as the dawn draws near and everyone's mind's a blank with uncontrolled slumber.
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Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler18h
In case you need something else totally beyond your control to worry about, every year Phobos moves six feet closer to Mars which means it will collide with the planet and/or break apart and form into rings in about 50 million years.
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Goodnight friends. Rest; tomorrow will be ok.
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Kissed the Sphinx.
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I was so strong that I could hold two pyramids.
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Be kind to others and even kinder to yourself.
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Five years ago, this was my first hot air balloon flight over the Valley of the Kings in Egypt.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricOct 19
Welcome to tonight’s episode of So You Think You Can Sleep.
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzeker3h
Somebody needs to hurry up and invent flying stop signs.
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 18
That’s more of a flipping car than a flying car.
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Wordle 1,947 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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I’ve never rolled on the floor while laughing.
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CrankyPappy
@CrankyPappyOct 17
make the earth flat again
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phone home@summers_sonnyOct 17
On Saturdays, I like to take an eight hour lunch
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Casey Duncan@caseytduncanOct 17
Scratch tickets: where hope springs eternal, and dollars die young.
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Time is indeed the greatest currency. I got it back.
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The Last Unicorn YouKnow@Scorpio1080Oct 2
We think we have time... but we don't.
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The Last Unicorn YouKnow@Scorpio1080Oct 12
Sad birds still fly.
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The Last Unicorn YouKnow@Scorpio1080Oct 13
The special occasion is being alive.
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The Last Unicorn YouKnow@Scorpio1080Oct 15
People need to steer towards common sense.
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