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Hilarious everywhere. (funnier in Canada) Possible Arctic Shrew.

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If only I was quicker at writing incredibly long sentences with too many commas and using all the em dashes I absolutely can.
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My son has a toy lion that we called Parsley. I sing the song every time he plays with it.
archivetvmusings (@archivetvmus71) profile picturearchivetvmusings@archivetvmus71Feb 12
Parsley's Tail', the first episode The Herbs, was originally broadcast on this day in 1968. It was written by Michael Bond and directed by Ivor Wood, with narration from Gordon Rollings.
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New chapter of Underworld Blues is up. Banging that crap out right before Corriedale. Y'all have fun with that now.
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What's this? A Hallmarky-Christmas #vanity fic? I wrote this a while back but as I'm feeling Charity/Vanessa nostalgic, you can read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/76…
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Fancy another chapter before Christmas? Now with added angst!
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Great response to the last chapter; thanks so much, folks. The next chapter may...not be entirely what you think. Ahem.
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More rambling nonsense but I am enjoying the challenge of trying to write while wrangling a baybee.
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New chapter up. Let me know what you think. (it's essentially just two women blah blah blahing but that's how I roll these days)
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Can't wait to get to the "naked talking in bed" stage of my writing. Because it always happens. I'm okay with that, tbh. You should be too, ha.
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Edging myself with the slow burniest slow burn.
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I love how I sit there watching TV screaming KISS! KISS HER! but when I'm writing I like the slowest slow burn ever. It's not like me at all. Naked talking in bed is kind of my thang.
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The thing about Gen X women who are over 50 is that they grew up roaming dark streets and drinking in parks. They had to get home alone with no phones, no money, and their parents never knew where they were. Those women have zero f*cks or time for anyone's BS today.
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If you're into sneak peeks, I might post something from chapter 7 this week... #underworldblues
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Sex in the Kitty. Iykyk
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You'd have to fumigate the place just to get rid of the stench of fascist, misogynist, genuine idiot.
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Jordan Peterson's Toronto house just sold for over $2 million blogto.com/real-estate-toron…

Jordan Peterson's Toronto house just sold for over $2 million

Tucked on one of the most charming tree-lined blocks in Toronto's Seaton Village area, 68 Olive Ave. is a bespoke modern home that's now up for grabs…

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I might be quite enjoying writing fic again after such a long break. It's always the soap ladies though, isn't it? I'll be ecstatic if #vanity get back together. Then all 3 big soaps will have ladies of a certain age romancing other ladies of a certain age. How delicious.
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This thing won't write itself and yet I'm sitting here hoping against hope that it WILL.
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Contender for absolutely best DC cover in May... Wonder Woman 799 by Rahzzah! #DCComics
Image from Where We Going, We Don't Need Britches 💙💛 (@RPHutch1975)
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Sinbad. I love him.
Michael Starke (@MichaelStarke57) profile pictureMichael Starke@MichaelStarke5717 Feb 2023
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