peak analogy 😭

one of the worst things about this generation has got to be this obsession with creating hypotheticals when it comes to marriage. and it’s always people that are not even married

for god’s sake forfeit this match

if it was my country they’d have emptied clips on my nigga

in france, they don’t shoot their own citizens. in my country, they do

freddie gibbs and madlibs 🙂‍↔️

all fun and games until they revoke his degree

half of europe is in the middle of revolutions while my country is still waiting for a miracle

i may not place a star in your hand but, oh my love, i wish you could see my eyes turn into one whenever they fall on you

when she so fine so you just start boyvulating

ima be fly forever if the stove work

i officially renounce my allegiance to the football club known as manchester united. please respect my privacy as i undergo these trying times

you can become a billionaire at 25, but you can never replicate the experience of being born into wealth. the way you speak, dress, understand art, develop taste, and navigate certain social spaces is shaped by an upbringing money alone cannot recreate. generational wealth is more than money

uwaks

taking the piss out of the men’s team