and here lies the onions, contaminated by carmy’s bodily fluids. they did well, but alas. they will not get to see the light of a well-prepared dish this evening. * ✊🏾😔

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎, · Aug 20, 2026 · 6:43 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎,@heardchfAug 20

cut myself during onion prep.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑷𝙸𝙽𝙾𝙲𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙾 ， · Aug 18, 2026 · 5:43 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎, retweeted

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑷𝙸𝙽𝙾𝙲𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙾 ，@ment1riAug 18

⠀⠀ YOU ⠀ WANT ⠀ A ⠀ REVELATION,⠀⠀ YOU ⠀ WANT ⠀ TO ⠀ GET ⠀ IT ⠀ RIGHT.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎, · Aug 17, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎,@heardchfAug 17

good thing you clarified that.

𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦 ˙𐃷˙@ierjmovjchAug 17

⠀ ⠀guy who got a concussion the other day (a plate fell on my head and broke everywhere) (the plate not my head)

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ʕ •ᴥ•ʔꫂ❁ · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:47 PM UTC

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ʕ •ᴥ•ʔꫂ❁@sydenplaceAug 16

dudes and doodles ✨

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎, · Aug 16, 2026 · 5:20 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎,@heardchfAug 16

they ARE open. ( they're not )

𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦 ˙𐃷˙@ierjmovjchAug 16

⠀ ⠀you can't even say that with your eyes fully open! i'm not a fool!

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‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎, · Aug 16, 2026 · 5:09 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎,@heardchfAug 16

i'm not even tired. ( * 💤 )

𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦 ˙𐃷˙@ierjmovjchAug 16

⠀ ⠀will you just come to bed already.

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neha · Aug 15, 2026 · 10:02 AM UTC

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neha@doublewh7mmyAug 15

always preparing myself for worst case scenario and thats exactly what happens

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‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎, · Aug 16, 2026 · 4:37 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎,@heardchfAug 16

sleep is for the weak. ( guy who's on the brink of passing out )

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‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎, · Aug 16, 2026 · 4:25 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎,@heardchfAug 16

/ and men need to get away from twt rp and go to therapy instead.

‎ ‎ ‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎,@heardchfAug 15

/ some people on here truly need to grow tf up and understand that they're Not the centre of the universe in a place where people just wanna have fun writing with their FRIENDS.

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