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We’ve done it already with all our players , good coaches and training . Unlike west ham who are trying to buy success and still fuck it up – at Cavallino-Treporti, Veneto
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This inbred moron standing behind Fake White Trash Jesus at his rally today is eating his earwax and scratching his head like a gorilla.
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#MAGA this sums up MAGA supporters perfectly , guy eating his earwax … the fuck 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never even knew this was a thing , these creatures are so fucking weird !! 🤮
Inside Reform: Councillors and candidates' extreme and racist views on camera
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The majority of voters support rejoining the EU
By reopening this debate, Labour shows it’s listening to the public and their concerns
'Get over it': Labour MP Dame Emily Thornberry's message on concerns about reopening Brexit debate.
Thornberry tells @CathyNewman that the UK could re-join the EU without a second referendum if it was included as a manifesto commitment at a general election.
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Gary Neville threatening to not commentate on city games anymore HALLA FUCKING LULU take your Scouse mate with ya ya pair of BIG CRY BABYS MCFC LG x
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When all this is over, @realDonaldTrump will be remembered as the greatest traitor to America in its history.
Children in school will learn of his treachery as a warning to future generations. People will spit on the ground when they hear his name. His works will be torn down, one and all.
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BREAKING: Funder of @Nigel_Farage's Brexit campaign met with Russian embassy officials multiple times & offered multi-billion $ gold deal
New from @peterjukes & me theguardian.com/politics/201…
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Kemi Badenoch says she would target housing allowance as one of the measures to reduce spending on welfare.
From the woman whose expenses read like a Euro lottery rollover.
£2,700 a month rent for a 6 bed farmhouse
£3,000 for electricity all courtesy of taxpayers
Hypocrite.
Nicky Hayen doesn’t know his best 11 yet which should have been sorted before the season he’s very underwhelming. 3 losses from getting sacked #twitterclarets
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Oysters, Champagne.
Nigel Farage - Man of the People.
How fucking dumb are people?
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I said I’d do politics differently. So these are the facts:
The UK has seen the lowest number of summer small boat arrivals since 2020.
We’ve returned more than 80,000 people with no right to be here – and annual returns are at their highest level since 2016.
There are half the number of asylum seekers in hotels than there were last year.
And today, we go further by bringing the total number of deployed French officers tackling small boat crossings to nearly 1,050.
But I know that we can’t be complacent on this.
Smuggling gangs are constantly adapting their tactics, and we need to respond quickly and stay one step ahead of the criminals facilitating dangerous crossings.
The small boats crisis is a shared European challenge, and no country can solve it alone. Working with France and our international partners, we will restore order and control to our borders and prevent smugglers exploiting vulnerable migrants.
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“The decade of low growth has partly been the result of BREXIT and the sooner the party opposite accepts that the more we can start to face up to Britains future”
Prime Minister Andy Burnham #PMQs 👏
'From the 1980s, this country took a series of wrong turns.'
Andy Burnham is taking questions from MPs for the first time as Prime Minister, in which he says he has a clear diagnosis of what's going wrong in politics since he was last an MP.
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|🚨💜🗞️| Burnley are interested in their former player Chris Wood
If it was to happen it would be a deal to Replace Zian Flemming
The 34 year old would be open for a move after becoming 3rd 4th choice at Forest
#Twitterclarets #UTC #Burnley
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🚨EXCL: Burnley are in talks to bring Chris Wood back to the club if Zian Flemming leaves. The 34yo spent five seasons at the Clarets, scoring 53 times. West Ham among clubs interested. #BurnleyFC #TwitterClarets #NFFC #WHU
























