@hcapurro

RSL supporter, concert goer, adventurer, connoisseur of hoopla, biggest OK Go fan, Posty fan, former baseball fan.

 Utah
Joined December 2008
  • Tweets29.9K
  • Following1.6K
  • Followers789
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Hannah retweeted
mary@elaine_stritchSep 25
guy in the crowd: we have an emergency. does anyone know, in order, every single color of Joseph’s amazing technicolor dreamcoat me: everyone step aside STEP ASIDE
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June 13, 2023 - Oakland, CA
TickPick
@TickPickSep 3
Name a sports moment that united an entire city
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Hannah retweeted
MLB
@MLBSep 14
"For this competition, all you have to do is run to first base without falling over" #BB28 Melody:
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My 7-year-old daughter heard me say that Dolly Parton died, and got visibly very sad. I was surprised she even knew that name. “You know Dolly Parton?” In the sweetest timid voice, she replied: “Well, I don’t _know_ know her. But she sent me books.” 🥹😢😭
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Hannah retweeted
Nico
@elitetakes_Jul 11
Today, we are ALL Norway fans
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Well well well 😂
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Hannah retweeted
AB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoJul 1
I was crying laughing then he broke the fourth wall 😭😭😭
sad boi hours 😭@sadiaarabia_Jun 30
stop showing the slo mo of mbappe lips
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An England fan bought beers from all 48 countries competing in the 2026 World Cup to drink one each time a team is eliminated from the tournament
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lynz ✭
@lynziekateJul 1
I’m so glad the World Cup allowed me to learn who this guy is
Erling Haaland
@ErlingJun 30
Howdy!🤠
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🇳🇴🚣‍♂️ Norway fans. 🤣🤣
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Leaving the Bay is always a little bittersweet. Little weird this time because for the first time since leaving, I have no return plans 😳
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Holy cannoli! Marriott just dropped the ball in a major way with an upcoming hotel stay that I have had booked since last August. Somehow I was able to get it resolved. That was an unnecessary waste of time.
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Landing in the Bay 🛩️ My high altitude adapted body is going to conquer the fuck out of sea level 💪
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💯💯💯
Dan Moore
@DmoWriterMay 21
Sweet! Yes. Baseball is a business. Let’s get rid of the antitrust exemption and regulate it like we do other businesses
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sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist
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being a corporate fan girl is so funny bc I’m using my PTO to go to another state to see a band while my coworkers are using it to go to their kids’ school functions
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i guess the mets are just trying anything to see what works
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Hannah retweeted
WWE
@WWEApr 19
THE @joejonas has arrived ahead of his #WrestleMania performance of the National Anthem! 👏 #WrestleMania streams TONIGHT at 6 ET/3 PT on the @espn app with the first hour streaming LIVE on ESPN! ➡️ es.pn/watchwwe
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