28 - Don’t let the fact that I am deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you are in the presence of a genius. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸

Joined September 2015
I don’t understand people that are okay with getting paid by their employers and not actually doing any real work, like do you not feel some sort of guilt?
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all my boss does is dump her work on me sit there and eat throw shit around the room and talk on the phone
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I was nothing burger to you, but you were everything burger to me
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you cannot unmountain dew what has already been mountain done
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hate my boss hate my boss hate my boss hate my boss
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i am not in a good place, geographically.
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doing a line of hope
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“I don’t do politics” = I am stupid as hell
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I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life
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sometimes I think im so smart sometimes I think im dumb as fuck which one is it bro
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I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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feel so fucking groggy today awful squash practice session gg world is ending its over
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pretty eyes 😵‍💫
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I yearn to have a polaroid of my lover in my phone case
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need a dog in my life fr smh…
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zoo just called me, they needed a goat
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« J’ai vécu 26 hivers, aucun n’était aussi froid que l’août où tu es partie. »
26 kış yaşadım hiçbiri gittiğin ağustos kadar soğuk degildi
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ok I lied im just in love with squash not padel
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