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I am being foolish. Because of my genetic predisposition to foolishness. My father was a fool, bless his heart. Bless our hearts
im convinced the mirrors they have at my work are specifically designed to give you body dysmorphia so you can’t admire yourself on company time
Sometimes i feel bad for anyone who’s subjected to a friendship with me. I talk a lot and i can never leave you alone but only because i love you
it’s really fun having a crush who lives 10,000 miles away from me at 25 years old. They don’t teach you this at school


















