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🚨🇵🇸 NEW: The Foreign Ministers of the UK, Australia, Canada and Italy have released a joint statement on Gaza “We today urge Israel to stop the delays now and allow immediate, rapid and unimpeded humanitarian access throughout Gaza”
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This undersells the delivery.
2001 Live (@25YearsAgoLive) profile picture2001 Live
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On his show, Larry King asks Barbara Walters if she would’ve interviewed Adolf Hitler in 1939. “I would’ve shot him,” Walters responds.
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Jaywalking is a load of utter yank nonsense. Land of the free but you can get arrested for crossing a road? Fuck off
Arif (@arifkazi_) profile pictureArif
@arifkazi_Nov 14
london is the jaywalking capital of the west. nobody waits for the green here
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In the UK there are no jaywalking laws; pedestrians may cross roads wherever and whenever they judge it safe, per official guidance (unlike much of the US). gov.uk/guidance/the-h… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking x.com/paul_winginit/…
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Jaywalking literally is not a thing here, we call it "crossing the road"
Arif (@arifkazi_) profile pictureArif
@arifkazi_Nov 14
london is the jaywalking capital of the west. nobody waits for the green here
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In the UK there are no jaywalking laws; pedestrians may cross roads wherever and whenever they judge it safe, per official guidance (unlike much of the US). gov.uk/guidance/the-h… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking x.com/paul_winginit/…
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Richard Madeley on #bbclaurak “We actually banned Rolf Harris from coming on our show…he used to grope the make up artists…it was a quiet thing…we didn’t make a fuss about it…but he wasn’t invited back” Bet that showed him Richard! Make a big fuss out of it ffs call police
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MvG giving it the big un after beating Henry Coates
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156 FROM COATES! This is just SILLY! 🤯 Sit back and enjoy another moment of magic from Henry Coates! 😍
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this would be me if i ever get rich😭😭😭
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Warner GONE! 🤩 S̶t̶u̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶B̶r̶o̶a̶d̶ Josh Tongue gets his man! #EnglandCricket | #Ashes
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Kieran@kd_4002Nov 13
What’s the worst services in the country? And why is it Gloucester services
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@Nachez98Nov 12
🇮🇹 El estadio de San Siro ENTERO durante el Italia vs Francia corea el nombre de su nuevo ídolo nacional: 🗣️ KIMI ANTONELLI
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James Blunt being asked his favourite cheese on live TV.
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100% Stuart Broad
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@fessholeNov 10
When I read to my kids I voice the evil or stupid characters in an Australian accent so they will subconsciously know which team to support in international cricket.
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Cricket is unreal man. In what other sport could you experience a successful hatewatch before 10am on a Saturday?
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Cat Deeley says as well as it being 25 years since 9/11, it’s also 20 years since Snow Patrol released ‘Chasing Cars’. “Two awful events,” she reflected
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That’s it official, it’s not funny anymore. Cheers Sky.
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@SkySportsPLSep 22
Suarez putting it top bins for you to enjoy on international break 👏😭
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An ode to net sounds, by Emi Buendía 😌
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Removing comedy sketches because the iPlayer curators assume the public can’t handle intent or context isn’t protecting anyone - it’s just lowering the bar until nobody’s allowed to be funny without a signed risk assessment.
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsSep 21
BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer bbc.in/4799EIB
BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer

BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer

The corporation said it had included "the ones that still work today and not the ones that don't."

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Replying to @AQululu66418
We’ve already responded to you numerous times via DM on different social media platforms. The response isn’t going to magically change just because you’re asking the same question on X now. /Flo
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