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Sometimes you really gotta close the DoorDash app n just fry you 2 eggs
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ocarina of time my precious
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I’m letting this rock every time I boot up
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Never Kill Yourself
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ocarina of time my precious
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Netanyahu says Texas is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
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“we felt the mog from across the gym to the point where i had to leave” is objectively one the funniest lines i’ve ever heard in my life
No exaggeration he is the funniest man on the planet right now
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Stairglitch proof
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Next Stop: Night City Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 premieres TOMORROW
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Told her i’m in her city and she said “have fun”
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Tesla's new Roadster can fly and stick to walls
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My daughter is gonna be mad as hell when I name her Magneto
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House of Dragon hitting us where it hurts
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fire episode
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wtf did I just watch..
win me my parlay mcgregor
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win me my parlay mcgregor
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This is how locked I need my team to be
bro had his own intro song 😭
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SOMEBODY TAKE THIS MAN TO SHIPLEYS AT 8AM FOR THE FRESH GLAZED!!!!! WILL CHANGE UR LIFE!!
First meal of the day at 6 PM. Also the weather is still pretty bad here, so we haven’t really been able to make the most of our time in Galveston. Really wanted to swim in the ocean here. Hopefully it gets better soon.
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