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I can stick my entire fist in my mouth

Joined October 2010
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My favorite activity as a sober lady is going out to a bar, slamming three Red Bulls, and then going home a trolling meme comment sections on instagram. iS tHiS aDuLtiNg???????
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Another year, another Spotify wrapped to tell me that space jam is my most listened to song 🥲
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Every tik tok recipe includes either cream cheese, onion soup mix, ranch seasoning packets, or crescent roll dough.
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This man has no idea how much he has exposed himself to Richmond and it’s surrounding areas…
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Why did I laugh so hard at this
Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking
when i die, in the tradition of the queen, i would like my corpse to go on a national tour of all the bars i ever blacked out in
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Why did jerry Seinfeld always have such an impressive back stock of cereal on his kitchen shelf???
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Ava Youngblood retweeted
Youngkin Gets Grade of ‘F’ in First Conservation Ranking (Youngkin focused "on rolling back important environmental safeguards, while appointing individuals with deep ties to the fossil fuel industry," like Andrew Wheeler) bluevirginia.us/2022/07/youn…
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Now i can go back to telling the truth why I’ll never support Brewers Cafe again and haven’t since 2019. Where our money goes matters.
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I have no energy for quirky people.
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Starbucks employees really get the worst of it early in the mernin because people haven’t had their emotional support capitalist coffee yet
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Ava Youngblood retweeted
roe v wade going down during the gilded age themed met gala ... whew
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i’m crying so hard rn why tf would my friend text a plug like this
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Not going out on my first Friday night off in a whiiiiiiile because I have to wash my hair
when I was a waitress there was a kindly old man with a cane who came in every day, sat at the bar, ate eggs and never said a word. until one day someone was rude to him and he unscrewed the top of his cane and pulled out a MOTHERFUCKING SWORD
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If anyone knows of a hibachi place as good as KJ in FarmVille, please hit my line because Hibachi Box IS NOT cuttin it anymore
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Ava Youngblood retweeted
Masturbating can help boost your immune system
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