DevOps, cloud, and new network technologist. Soft spot for enterprises seeking agile. Blessed dad, creative enthusiast, and still a techie geek.
Berkeley, CA
Joined August 2008
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12 things you need to say to your spouse - immediately (that aren't "I love you"):
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The most useful definition of a bug: Anything that affects the customer in a negative way.
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I’m not going anywhere. Should this place become more toxic, I pledge to strive even harder to lift up reason, science, compassion and the rule of law. The struggle against fascism, misinformation, and hate requires tough fighters. I hope you stay in the fight, right beside me.
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I don't much like the idea of "owners" (Product, Architectural, &c.). It reeks too much of a single wring-able neck to me, and usually increases delays and bottlenecks while you wait for somebody else to make decisions or give approvals. Coordinators? Sure. Owners? Not so much.
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Perhaps there are two kinds of slow: annoying & deliberate.
Annoying: results from bottlenecks, lack of skill.
Deliberate: a correction action, meant to help us stop hurrying & rushing. We slow down to gain better balance and control, which ultimately helps us go faster.
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This weekend marks a holy trifecta for the Abrahmic faiths.
Happy Ramadan, Happy Easter, and Happy Passover.
May we all work together for a world based in peace and renewal. ❤️❤️❤️
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The right: “Twitter isn’t fair to me. Government must do something!”
The left: “Twitter is a private company. It sets its own rules.”
ELON MUSK THREATENS TO BUY TWITTER.
The left: “Oh my God, stop this. Government must do something!”
The right: “Twitter is a private company.”
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Instead of a tweet thread about the unseriousness of some members of Congress in this serious time, I just decided to tell you on video:
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This must be the mother of all Freudian slips and it's made by the Russian ambassador to the UN:
"The corpses in Boutcha that didn't exist before the Russian troops arrived ... er, er, left, sorry - before they left ..."
#RussianWarCrimes #StopRussia
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2) Voila
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The obvious conclusion of the Russian mass murders of civilian Ukrainians is that the West must maximize its arms deliveries to Ukraine and offer Ukraine all it wants as fast as possible. Putin must be stopped!
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Being violently de-Christianized Russia didn't enter the era of progress and reason. Instead it fall back to the Neolith. Russian cult of WWII is a form of a neolithic ancestral cult. It is thoroughly cleansed from any Abrahamic values and centered around the worship of the dead
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New: Republican Sen. Susan Collins of Maine will vote to confirm President Joe Biden's Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson, she said in a statement Wednesday morning, the first GOP senator to do so.
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Building internal #platforms has many worthwhile goals: increase productivity and velocity, assure compliance, improve reuse, etc
Making something simplistic for the "not so smart developers" isn't one of them.
Platforms are amplifiers, not paint-by-numbers sandboxes
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Many argue that sanctions are "ineffective". That’s false. They are already highly effective in undermining Russian military efforts and can be made even more efficient. They can guarantee that Russia loses this war if they are goal-oriented and not moral crusade-oriented🧵
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Again we must ask why the US is dragging its feet, and NATO's, on giving Ukraine the airpower it needs. It's been two weeks. If they wanted it to happen, it would. Putin knows this, too. Are they still looking for some deal with this mass murderer?
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Again?! Is this a joke? Ukrainian civilians are being massacred and NATO is still wondering how to keep the man massacring them happy. Sorry, but NATO is going to have to do things Putin doesn’t like. They delayed so long risk is required now. xitter.cf/DanLamothe/status/1501…
In new statement, @PentagonPresSec throws cold water on Poland's surprise announcement that they're turning over MiG jets to the U.S. to be transferred to Ukraine.
"We do not believe Poland's proposal is a tenable one."
Full story coming very shortly.
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Have you ever seen a bad middle school play that is so bad that it is AMAZING??? Think about that, now add the fact that you will get real value out of listening to @jon_moore and I talk about change in a large enterprise. This is a real experience report, not book knowledge! 😉
I'm excited to attend Laying Down the Tracks for Technical Change at Comcast by @jon_moore and @michaelswinslow at DevOps Enterprise Summit Las Vegas-Virtual sched.co/eRWQ @ITRevDOES #DOES20 @sched
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⛈️ The cloud takeover is in full force! ⛈️
But how will businesses execute the right #cloud adoption strategy to gain a competitive advantage? Find out: po.st/MkHKZF
@electriccloud @hashlock @anders_wallgren #CXO