ryan

bye, this was fun

RIP my freedom tomorrow 🤧

playing very angry music at work so people know to not approach me at all 😇

lolol called it. person that was supposed to come in last night to prep for me this morning called in 🤪 nothing is ready and i work alone again

hiding in the bathroom for the next 15 minutes so i can go home 🤠

seeing us still named ZG Becky made me cry a lil ngl

podcasts are my saving grace at work now. rather than being in my head, i can ignore it and listen to 4 amazing people play D&D. thank you @NADDPod

hurricanes are fucking insane dude. the water level where my parents are has gone down 4 feet already from the water being sucked out of the bay 😵‍💫

my stomach is about to hate me for how fast i needed to eat my taco bell

GGs no re, never taking a hat off again

might give myself a haircut today… haven’t done it in a while, but i don’t wanna spend the money on a real one LOL wish me luck

gotta promote it a lot more so, hashtag spam rq FOLLOW @nsfwslim #nsfwtwt #nsfw #nsfw١٨

2 scoops of ghost in 10oz water, chugged. gimme the face itches, gotta let some shit out, my arms gonna hate me tomorrow.

another week of going 1-2 in fantasy 😵‍💫 at least i’m 3-0 in my highest payout league

some of y’all are mad funny i swear 💀 check yourself

baby raged off of #MWII just to go set a PB on Forza Drifting blasting Unravel

i’m taking my first break at work before the sun is even up, it’s oddly relaxing. W.

some of y’all really gotta keep your noses and assumptions out of peoples lives 🤧 if it’s wanted to be known publicly, it will be.

it’s finally out 🧎🏻‍♂️

someone put a nicolas cage cutout in the managers office and it made me jump out of my fucking skin holy shit i had never been scared so bad LOL