@haseman

Father of Two, Engineering Director @ Facebook, Recent London Transplant

 NYC
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Joined May 2007
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The NYTs push notification barrage was worth at least 18% of my attention SLA until I shut them off
Paul Graham
@paulg8 Nov 2020
I feel like someone killed a background process that had been consuming 5% of my CPU for the last 4 years.
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This is the first week I’ve watched network TV since the Super Bowl
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Brooklyn is still making a lot of noise...
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Walked right in to vote, procrastination pays off for once!
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A few thoughts on Tech Debt... youtu.be/hOqCQfOyYAE

What is Technical Debt REALLY? | EP 0.2.5

Space Pencils is the jargon free tech podcast for everyone. We give...

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the October surprise was... COVID? Huh!
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Kiss was the insane clown posse of its time... change my mind
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Leaf blowers are the vuvuzelas of the suburbs...
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In 20 cities we are offering to help anyone who needs Essentials delivered safely: helloalfred.com/Delivers/ Please share if you know anyone who's in need!
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Alfred@HelloAlfred16 Sep 2019
“I’d like for us to be one of the generation-defining companies. I don’t think there’s been one since Uber or Airbnb. And there’s never been one run by women.”- @MsSapone in @Inc #femalefounders inc.com/profile/marcela-sapo…

Marcela Sapone is on Inc.'s 2019 Female Founders 100 list

Hello Alfred: She's helping thousands of customers avoid mundane household tasks.

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Alfred@HelloAlfred29 Jul 2019
Check out @haseman and @smukleberry sharing the news about our @livebixby acquisition on @cheddar cheddar.com/media/hello-alfr…
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Marcela Sapone
@MsSapone26 Jul 2019
Grateful to be working with these two on building the best resident experience that ever was 👏 thanks to @smukleberry and our CTO @haseman who announced @HelloAlfred acquired @livebixby at the exchange today to combine our tech and team. – at Brooklyn, NY
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Alfred@HelloAlfred26 Jul 2019
Check out @haseman and @smukleberry on @cheddar at 11:35!
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Marcela Sapone
@MsSapone11 Jun 2019
The most impotent thing I did today. As the CEO of @helloalfred, I believe reproductive health care is fundamental to gender *equality* in the workplace. I’m proud to sign on to today’s letter of support with other leading executives DontBanEquality.com #DontBanEquality
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Marcela Sapone
@MsSapone4 Jun 2019
Helping women at home is the only way to keep them in the workplace — Quartz at Work qz.com/work/1632532/this-sta…

Helping women at home is the only way to keep them in the workplace

The meeting, the deadline, the presentation, the politics—the demands of work are plenty for most people to handle. But for many women, this isn’t all they do. Their professional work is compounded...

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My son can’t seem to figure out why touching the controls on the TV has no effect....
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Katherine Barna
@kathbarna13 Jan 2019
Replying to @katarinabatina @HelloAlfred
here's to A'names. And K names too. :)
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Roman Nurik
@romannurik3 Feb 2017
We haven't seen people from the future because…
34%You can't go back in time
21%Trump destroys science
45%Trump destroys mankind
499 votes • Final results
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📷 Ready to go out! tmblr.co/ZKijPx2FfyEGA

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thebenjaminblog: “Ready to go out! ”

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📷 Two step tmblr.co/ZKijPx2FSpdpE

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Two step

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