@harriyott

.NET developer. Mentor. Stand-up comedian (@simonharriyott). Guitarist, bassist, accordionist, drummist, singist. Speedcuber. Plaque-spotter. VWT2. He/him.

 Uckfield, Sussex, UK
harriyott.com/
Joined January 2007
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I saw an excellent comedian last night. His name was Kev Larr. Very strong material.
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Come and see my award-nominatingly good comedy hour on Saturday in Brighton! halfacamel.com/events/simon-…
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Not long now and not many tickets left! Grab your tickets asap for Stomping Ground Comedy! The line up includes MC @dooleys73 Alex Mason, @KateBarella Ben Carter and headliner @esther_manito Tickets can be purchased through the link below; tinyurl.com/2y8wafvn
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The will of the people is that we have a general election. Pass it on.
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Uckfield next Wednesday with our TV headliner @rocknrolga! Tickets: jokepit.com/comedy-by/599 – at Uckfield, England
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David Cameron
@David_Cameron4 May 2015
Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOff…

David Cameron

It's the start of a week when Britain will decide its future. By Friday you’ll either have Ed Miliband, or me as your Prime Minister. It's that simple - an inescapable choice: me leading a strong...

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This is a fascinating thread. We will never win by logic and reasoning.
AintMissBehavin'@BehavinAint30 Jun 2022
A lot of people seem to be really struggling to grasp exactly what the Tories have become. It's no mystery to me- I've seen them up close, at work and play, and I think you guys need to understand what we're dealing with. A thread 👇
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Do you buy cathedral city cheese? Then give this a read. Just dropped from the environment agency. #riverpollution
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UCKFIELD!!! @comedyremedyclu is back at the Station Pub on Wednesday. Grab your tickets now!!! jokepit.com/comedy-in/tunbri…  Our headliner this month is the brilliant @jenivescomedian plus @am_petrovic Shannon Sumthing, Dawn Williams, Daniel Daly, Timothy Woodbridge and Ben Carter!
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Grab your tickets now for the June Stomping Ground Comedy! Slight change in line up, our headliner is now the brilliant @DinnyNathan the line up also includes the very funny Annabel Edmonds, @scamwilliams & @karen_hobbs Tickets; eventbrite.co.uk/e/live-at-t…
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I'm less interested in whether the PM goes than how quickly the entire government goes. Dream situation is that PM narrowly wins and calls a general election, which the government loses by a landslide.
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Stop selling our stuff. It's not yours to sell. It's ours, and we've paid for it. And definitely don't sell it to your mates and let them charge us extra to use it.
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This is me. You should have seen me yesterday when the nuthatch scared off the goldfinch!
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The next @comedyremedyclu gig coming up is in Uckfield on 16 March 2022! The line up includes @Jonny_meese @victoriamelody @aimeecooperform Paul Griffiths Matt Roseblade & headliner Fiona Ridgewell!!! jokepit.com/comedy-in/tunbri…
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Dooley in action
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Simon Harriyott retweeted
Mark Gatiss 💙@Markgatiss2 Feb 2022
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And I felt like I was late to the party. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Just been sent this 😂
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FOR GOODNESS SAKE CAPITALISM STOP ADDING WATER TO MEAT!
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