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Me: *spent 100 bucks on dance lessons to learn how to dougie*
The guy outside who spent 100 bucks on fentanyl:
Harmin ꘐ retweeted
Glad to see Tesla is still innovating; now the greatest hazard to pedestrians isn’t pickup trucks, it’s getting your skin blown clean off your body by 400 bar nitrogen
BREAKING: Tesla’s new Roadster: 0–60 in under a second.
It also flies, does barrel rolls, and drives upside down.
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What's funny to me, in all the parody movies about the future, no one ever considered making a creepy security robot with an Indian telemarketer accent.
Like it's the perfect comedic blend of Black Mirror meets Idiocracy.
🚨#BREAKING: Absolutely WILD footage has emerged from Atlanta where an apartment complex now uses "robot security dogs" to patrol the area at night.
The robot dogs also seem to speak in Indian accents to the residents.
I've never seen anything like this before... insane!!!
Harmin ꘐ retweeted
Diddy's Dome Done In By Drug Dealer Dudus
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus.
Everything we know: tmz.me/4BcdM8K
Harmin ꘐ retweeted
wooooo yeah it’s the 21st century baby let’s give all our refrigerators access to the open internet for Some Reason
BREAKING: 🇫🇷 A major cyberattack has hit supermarket refrigeration systems across France, reportedly causing fresh and frozen food to spoil after hackers remotely manipulated temperature controls.
According to BFMTV, the attack began overnight from Sunday into Monday, targeting older versions of refrigeration-control software supplied by Danish company Danfoss.
The attackers allegedly exploited the systems’ defrosting function, forcing refrigeration equipment to heat continuously instead of keeping products cold. Temperatures were reportedly set as high as 50°C, destroying entire stocks of food within hours.
Several major supermarket chains have been affected, including Intermarché, Super U and E.Leclerc. Metro stores and independent businesses, including butcher shops also have been impacted.
Around 150 Intermarché stores are reportedly affected, according to industry sources cited by BFMTV. The full number of affected locations remains unclear.
The financial damage is already significant. In Haguenau, Alsace, an Intermarché store reportedly lost its entire frozen-food stock, worth approximately €50,000. A nearby Super U allegedly had to discard both fresh and frozen products, with losses estimated at €220,000. An E.Leclerc store in the same town was also affected, although its losses had not yet been calculated.
The combined losses reported at the Intermarché and Super U stores in Haguenau alone amount to around €270,000. Nationwide damage could reach several million euros.
Intermarché reportedly confirmed the incident in an internal communication, warning that several stores had suffered losses of frozen products. Coopérative U also acknowledged the attack and established crisis teams to assist affected stores and coordinate with refrigeration specialists.
Technical investigations are ongoing, and the full extent of the damage has yet to be established.
Authorities and companies are still working to determine the full circumstances of the attack. The identity of the perpetrators has not been confirmed.
Harmin ꘐ retweeted
Google just killed 10000 startups.
🚨NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨
Playground is an experimental gaming platform that lets you create your own games with zero coding experience. If you can think it, you can play it.
Go to labs.google/playground to learn more! Available to users 18+ in the US.
Harmin ꘐ retweeted
“What is the charge? Texting Shrek’s peen? A succulent Ogre’s schlong?"
Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator
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Harmin ꘐ retweeted
a billionaire in chicago is paying people to spread nuts around the parks even after the city asks him to stop as he's fueling a rat infestation
he is refusing to, pays fines, and then keeps doing it
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Harmin ꘐ retweeted
wasn't even a shark that attacked him it was a fucking pitbull 😭
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