@harleybreen

HARLEY BREEN - FLAT OUT DOING NOTHING - TOURING AROUND AUSTRALIA IN 2018. tickets on my website. https://xitter.cf/t.co/awaiIXWAtI…

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Joined December 2009
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Apparently our phones are listening to our conversations and then showing us products based on what we've been talking about in private... so for the last week I've been casually saying "free marijuana" as often as possible. I'll let you know how it goes. 🤙🤞
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fuck i love New Zealand! everything about it. fuck yeah New Zealand!!! #NZ #NewZealand #FuckYeahNewZealand #ThisIsAWellWrittenTweet
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Today I've eaten 7 sausages, fried chicken and some chicken flavoured chips... I'm a grown man with 2 children.
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you shut your fuckin mouth. he is perfect and correct. one more out burst like this and you'll get a ban!! xitter.cf/LuckePhil/status/10143…
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CARN THE SOCCEROOS!!! #Worldcup2018Russia xitter.cf/CaltexAustralia/status…
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Here's my audition for Postcards xitter.cf/CaltexAustralia/status…
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does 1800 reverse work in russia?
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holy hell this is dumb. man i love my job! xitter.cf/CaltexAustralia/status…
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first Goal to RUSSIA!!! fitting! #WorldCupRussia2018
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When you first joined Twitter vs. Today.
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I just witnessed an adult human put dog poo in a plastic bag and then discard it in someone else's RECYCLING bin... An actual piece of shit!
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what a great way to spend a Thursday drinking away friday. xitter.cf/Thursday_Comedy/status…
Thursday Comedy Club@Thursday_Comedy28 May 2018
Thursday! @Calbo Wilson headlines! + @HarleyBreen + @DanielC0nnell3 + @suziruffell
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great suggestion. and it's already happening. it'll be the best advice going around. #SuckingDickIsntParenting #shittingWithTheDoorOpen xitter.cf/AliseTamara/status/999…
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Harley Breen@harleybreen3 May 2018
I constantly struggle with the right words to choose to self promote and sell a show so I'll just say this: Perth you stupid fucks! I open tonight. harleybreen.com for tickets #FlatOutDoingNothing
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I constantly struggle with the right words to choose to self promote and sell a show so I'll just say this: Perth you stupid fucks! I open tonight. harleybreen.com for tickets #FlatOutDoingNothing
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Brilliant work. that would be @thejasonbyrne . Everyone; be like Chelsea! Big month of @Syd_Comedy_Fest ahead. Get into it! xitter.cf/ChelseaZizou/status/98…
DES CFC@ChelseaZizou24 Apr 2018
Replying to @harleybreen
@harleybreen hey Harley, thanks 4 hosting the gala last night. I’ve sinced booked 3 shows this morning including yours- but who was the Irishman who jumped around the stage mimicking Afl players? Damn I laughed ....
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Some great people to see from 7-11pm today would be: 7pm @CapperFlapper 7.15pm @BrettyBlake @LukeHeggie 7.30pm @DesBishop @MelindaButtle 8.30pm @DannyMcGinlay @HarleyBreen 8.45pm @Guy_Mont @KyleKinane @MrSeanPatton @TheNickCody @PeterTheJones
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Tonight is sold out. Tomorrow is your last chance. Get on it. #flatoutdoingnothing Harleybreen.com
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The brilliant @harleybreen (my oz support act) has a new stand up show called “Flat out doing nothing.” If you are in Australia then go and see him, you’ll love it. All the details here: harleybreen.com
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Almost seven million Australians have tried or used cannabis socially. That's a choice that could get you a criminal record. The "war" on drugs has failed. Prohibition has failed. We need to face the facts and Just Legalise It - delivering a controlled and regulated market.
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