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Joined October 2017
President Ern retweeted
I almost forgot that today is SatERNday. Rest up, kings & queens!
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President Ern retweeted
POV: you just told your dog he can no longer remain an “indoor pet.”
Finally, NYC is coming to Islam. Dogs definitely have a place in society, just not as indoor pets. Like we’ve said all along, they are unclean.
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President Ern retweeted
Been a tough day for everyone, so here’s Ernie in a bandana.
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we’re so back
puppy thinks of nothing but murder all day
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call the ambulance… but not for me.
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President Ern retweeted
proof of life
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when u learn it’s the final SatERNday of 2023
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CEASE & DESIST. PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT.
this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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President Ern retweeted
this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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President Ern retweeted
good mERNing, habibis!
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.@FBI, please arrest this human for daring to give me a bath
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President Ern retweeted
good mERNing, habibis!
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this lib wished me a happy birthday with one minute left to go on my actual birthday. i’ve had enough.
everyone wish Ernie a happy birthday or else…
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President Ern retweeted
everyone wish Ernie a happy birthday or else…
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OMG, WE’RE GOING BUH-BYE CAR! #satERNday
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good mERNing!
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President Ern retweeted
SPOTTED: a @hard2ern cameo
Did you go to college in the early 2000s? Do you know what a Lemon party is? Find out live tonight when @SirajAHashmi and @assliken try to remember their college days... on an all-new #HabibiPowerHour live at 10pm est/7pm pst on @rumblevideo
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hope your SatERNday was a treat (…which i then hope you will give to me)
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once again, it’s SatERNday (feat. @GraciePrincessP)
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happy new yERN!!
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