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below is the secret formula for being a profitable trader
AT (autonomous thought) + HT (hours traded)
every single unprofitable trader either lacks hours or the ability to think for themselves
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I hate when a girl flexes me dming her on instagram, like bitch you're talking to claude code.
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type of shit niggas be doing then they hop on twitter & post a PnL card captioned “alhamdulillah 🙏🏼”
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You tried to clown me and fake my death again as if I am a joke.
polymarket, binance, bybit
~ regards
trade[XYZ] and ICE, owner of the New York Stock Exchange, are joining forces to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States.
In just over a year, our markets on Hyperliquid have surpassed $650 billion in volume. They provide continuous price discovery for stocks, indices, and commodities, and have become trusted reference points for retail and institutions alike when traditional markets are closed. Much of the world trades them. Until now, Americans could only watch.
We intend to change that. Subject to CFTC approval, trade[XYZ] and ICE plan to establish a new, dedicated U.S. market, with novel exchange and clearing infrastructure built on Hyperliquid. Planned contracts span equities, indices, commodities, FX, and crypto, with access through participating brokers and platforms. We’ll share more on products, eligibility, and timing as approvals progress.
ICE brings more than 25 years of experience operating regulated markets, clearing, and managing risk. trade[XYZ] brings the product development, market design, and technology behind the most liquid and robust markets on Hyperliquid.
Innovation and the protections of U.S. regulation shouldn’t be a trade-off. Together, we plan to prove it.
ICE is making a strategic investment in trade[XYZ] and joins us in building towards the future of Hyperliquid. A small group of market luminaries is joining as well, beginning with Stan Druckenmiller. For more than four decades, few investors have anticipated the great turns in markets as often as Stan. We’re proud to have him with us for the next one.
We’re building the U.S. market in parallel with our existing HIP-3 markets, which we’ll continue to expand and innovate on. We expect both to flourish. They each have a long road map ahead, from new asset classes to new ways to trade them.
To the Hyperliquid community, whether you were here before us or came because of us, thank you. You took a chance on new markets and you made them matter. You’ll forever be a part of this story.
Anything. Anytime. On ICE[XYZ].
The only thing im thankful for is Hyperliquid.
2024 has been a really shitty year. Nothing good has happened this year. It started when back in March I got fired from my dream job of 4 years working as a dance instructor. I became depressed and began to withdraw a bit. My extremely hot big titted girlfriend, who would have sex with me whenever I wanted, and also let me play video games, broke up with me. I withdrew even more. I became spiteful. I stopped hanging out with friends, they all began to piss me off. I withdrew even more. In complete reclusion and withdraw from society, my life became the internet. And that is where I found happiness. I found my lord and savior… Hyperliquid 🙌.
I believe Hyperliquid was a divine creation sent down by God to save the earth. Humanity is poisoned, and Hyperliquid is the antidote.
I quickly poured all my money into Hyperliquid. I try to purchase more each week as a sort of tithing. An offering to the holy entity. I’ve had to sell most of possessions, even my car. I also have had to beg most people I know for money… but they’re all idiots. IDIOTS. My stupid bitch of an ex girlfriend won’t contribute. My so called “friends” won’t throw me a few bucks. Not my friends anymore. And my FAMILY?! The people who are supposed to love me and protect me unconditionally?? Those are the stupidest sons of bitches alive. They scold me, berate me, tell me I’m crazy and that I have issues. And they give me no money.
Today was thanksgiving. I met with over a dozen family members, and I couldn’t stand being near these ignorant pigs. They don’t understand Hyperliquid. It’s like they’re all living in the fucking Stone Age. I alone see the future of cryptocurrency, while I’m surrounded by Neanderthals who don’t even know what Hyperliquid is. They say the stupidest things like “what, is that like bitcoin?” BITCOIN?! Don’t even talk to me about BITCOIN, the devils currency! I sulked at the dinner table, mumbling about Hyperliquid and these fucking heretics that I am cursed to share the same blood with.
And when we all took turns and said thanks, they gave thanks for things like their jobs, their kids, the family, and their marriages… When my turn came, I stood up and spoke the truth. I told them, I am only thankful for Hyperliquid, the saving grace of God. It is the only thing on this earth that is still there for me. Besides Hyperliquid I have nothing and no one. I told them all that they are all worthless ignoramuses who are brainwashed by society. And then I grabbed the turkey and the stuffing and some cheesy potatoes and I left.
Do I feel good about telling off my family? Not really. Do I feel good for scaring the children and making them cry? No. Of course not. But courage is about speaking your truth no matter the consequences. Especially when it is in defense of that which is holy, Hyperliquid.

























