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elizabeth holmes and billy couples halloween costume where you each bring a bowl of raw eggs and a whisk and one of you stirs their eggs excruciatingly slowly and the other whisks them at a moderate pace
wait THIS WAS THE HOUSE LMFAOOOOOO bro put it all on the line for an ugly ass polygamous compound
BREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/51629695/rep… #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
very unique and funny ratio — what these conservative loser authors at cougar chronicle don’t realize is that there’s actually an adjacent faction of conservative losers who would literally take up arms in defense of byu football, and they happen to be the core of CC’s readership
Evan J. Worthen retweeted
your critique of ai cannot be entrenched in aesthetics because there will be a time when you see an ai image or hear an ai song and think "that looks/sounds good". your critique of ai must always be entrenched in the poisonous effect it has on people's brains and the planet.
Evan J. Worthen retweeted
i once bristled at soccer's vibey approach to timekeeping, its monarchist devotion to the divine right of the "referee" as unquestionable godhead...i realize now that was childish, as there are lessons to be learned. this is preparing us all for the collapse of consensus reality
if i was still active on provo twitter i would have changed my username by now to something funny and culturally relevant like “ezra taft benson boone” or similar
this is such an odd thing to say considering that exmormons, by definition, have been on both sides and prefer “the alternative”
if op is correct, you’d think there would be more people reconverting after seeing how empty things are on the other side, but what do i know
Evan J. Worthen retweeted
Only in America can a Canadian billionaire waltz into a drought-ridden state on the verge of ecological collapse and get a massive data center campus rubber-stamped with huge tax breaks. Zero local input. But made possible by the bought and paid for government!
guy: *is experiencing religious psychosis*
the christian right: thank you sir for speaking the truth
Jaden Ivey reportedly used to ask Bulls reporters if they fornicated before marriage, per @JCowleyHoops
you know you’re cooked when your scrabble hand looks like the last name of a guy who had a couple productive seasons at left tackle for BYU, bounced around the league after signing an UDFA contract, went to his hometown to coach high school, took a position coach job at UNLV,
when “we’re grateful for the repentance process” is mentioned in the opening prayer for the wedding dinner you KNOW there’s lore
