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Theta

@happienumber
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My cat just bit my eyelid. If you’re wondering how my day is going.
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My friends, hurry up ! @VegasDeftonesF1 @1fb52d2430bc4c1 @tyresseeast @wonderwebseries @queerlyjames @ElaineMagnant @jennnaaaxx @TheLolUnicorn @starfirejewelry @ladyofbadgers
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I have skylights. So I am not guessing. When I say. There are humans on my roof. #WhoAreYou #WhatIsHappening #PleaseDontFall
Drummers and goalies have the same chaotic energy
You know what I find completly amazing? 2 years later I lost a kitchen appliance again. #IDontLearn
Theta (@happienumber) profile pictureTheta@happienumber9 Aug 2016
If you ever think you are disorganized, ponder over the fact that somehow, this morning, I have misplaced a kitchen appliance.
I'm basing this math off a really rough estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 sq ft average, but if anyone is a Mosquito Scientist and knows more about mosquito population densities than I do, please let me know.
Well I just did the math and it's actually 1.0357143^-11 people so that's a really small percentage of a person but still I feel I did a good deed.
Theta (@happienumber) profile pictureTheta@happienumber13 Sep 2018
Just discovered from @Ologies that mosquitos kill 725,000 people a year so it was really extra #WorthIt how many lifes might I have saved by eliminating that mosquito?
Just discovered from @Ologies that mosquitos kill 725,000 people a year so it was really extra #WorthIt how many lifes might I have saved by eliminating that mosquito?
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Almost crashed my truck into a cow today while trying to kill a mosquito. #WorthIt
I didn’t text you back because I couldn’t find the right gif.
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When I whistle back at birds I wonder if they think I'm a bird and they're like wow that one has a TERRIBLE accent where they from???
They should add stacks of baskets around the grocery store for people who overestimated how much they could carry.
A run y nose is so much worse than a stuffed nose. So. Much. Worse.
My truck is like the milenium falcon. Sometimes it's doing the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, and other times it's like "Hyperdrive! No? No hyperdrive...." *deep sigh*
I almost just took my cell phone out of my pocket and threw it onto the rink #TheHockeyPuck #IsInTheOtherPocket
Wow. Do not get tiger balm in your eye. DO NOT. 10/10 do not reccomend.
Amercia Airtimes accidentally no pilots. when u fly bird air there no pilot I AM THE PILOT AND THE PLAEN wlelcome aBIRB
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Computer Science Education week is almost here! #HourOfCode is coming up! youtu.be/KsOIlDT145A via @YouTube
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