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I have a horse named Beavis in Red Dead Redingdang 2 and I can't fuckin' stand the thought of my little Bojack dying.

I'm alive and also I stream every day now. I'm growing concerned about the friends I've been away from. I'm here now. I hope you still are.

I didn't think the 2nd Runner would be able to emotionally impact me like the first one because it has been so long. Then they let me kick my own ass

I haven't had a working computer in months. I wouldn't have believed you if you told me how easy it would be to get used to that. Tryna fix it, tho.

This rando at mcdonalds is discussing amphibious vehicles with my drunk friend. I'm uncomfortable

Branching out a bit.

I'm almost free from the tyranny of the season where people celebrate freedom with fireworks while I lose my freedom because fireworks.

My computer stopped booting to windows at least a month ago. Is the internet still terrible and wonderful? I can't stand trying to keep up on a smartphone.

There's this black snake hanging out in our splody things storage building. We've named him Don. He deals with the mice and scares the shit out of us when we come across him unexpectedly.

Dad of War is a good show. I like Kraytis and Atreyu.

The Legend of Zelda: The wind was blowing it xitter.cf/Fire_Badger/status/984…

That moment when you get to explain integral mortars and flame projectors to bigwigs from the Red Sox.

My favorite album right now is all three versions of the Far Cry 5 soundtrack.

You know, "I knew I loved you before I met you" is a pretty weird thing to say to someone.

This conversation must have happened. xitter.cf/prozdkp/status/9805438…

The npcs are congratulating me for taking down Faith, but I'm overwhelmed with sadness about it. Fuck that Joseph Seed guy, though. #FarCry5

Far Cry 5 is a refreshingly polished entry to the series. I've absolutely loved every second of it so far. PC doesn't speak at all. You devs learned <3