retired from everything due to a slightly too tight left shoe
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Joined January 2009
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Decided that since peaky blinders can do no wrong I'm going to modify my voice to fit their idea of a scotch accent #peakyblinders #worstscotaccentever
Please let Ruth Davidson just come out and say "aye Boris yer a pure Rudd, I'm out" please #ruthdavisson
Strike... Revoult... Hit the economy.. Do something... Vote leave (Scots only)... Mainly fuck the tories
Step 1 shave head and beard
Step 2 bath
Step 3 "pack lunch and pencilcase
Step 4 I'm ready to return to full time education for first time since 19 eek
Funny a program bing about chocolate and that's what the bloke on it is a total chocolate #interiordesignmasters
So a ripe age of 46 I've just got into college for the next three years of my life, finally doing something arty and can't wait to start #nevertooold
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Morning, kids. Our documentary, All Woman starts tonight C4, 10pm. I asked artist @ben_cameron to make these lovely, exclusive pin-badges for all contributors and there's a couple left. RT if you want one & I'll pick two winners later. Whoop! ♥️📺♥️🎨
Thanks to @Wayfair for sorting a problem with a sofa very swiftly and without any fuss, great service