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California, USA
Joined September 2024
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You can do this w me btw
me explaining to oomf how i want his dick pic angled
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Sent my cum shot to the group chat and they were not cool abt it :/ meanies
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Living alone is cool because I can poop with the door open and I can also whimper and moan like a girl when I jack off
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i'm brovulating on a saturday night
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this is how i feel texting moots
i fucking guess bro
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me whenever we interact
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It’s literally me
if i was a dude i feel like id be one of those rly skinny little white boys with a massive hog , i just know it in my bones i would be
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“why are people bookmarking this???” theyre cumming to you hope this helps
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“Made on x” and it’s a pic of my meat
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Who wants to watch me j3rk off
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If you have a crush on me speak now ..
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Just matched with a 1980 on tinder im bricked rn
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I have been absolutely exhausted all week
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I might be more annoying tbh
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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🚨 BREAKING: A Navy admiral fired by Pete Hegseth has flipped her seat blue. She will now conduct oversight of Hegseth in Congress.
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ok now that everyone’s pants r off i have some demands
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Button with tremendous impact and power
How it feels voting blue in Mississippi
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