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If you share a name with one of the Bratz & DIDN'T base your personality on them... Who even are you? she x her. BLM.

Joined December 2020
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I think this sums up a lot of people's feelings including my own 馃槀#PeakyBlinders #PeakyBlindersfinale
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Me judging Owen as if I'm also not awful at maths #ImACelebrity #ImaCeleb
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Ant + Dec if they have to do another consecutive trial with Matt Hancock #ImACelebrity #ImaCeleb
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Me @ Matt Hancock saying he wouldn't change how he handled the pandemic when millions died because of his and the government's incompetence #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity
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An acting member of government is on tv eating a camels willy... Only in the UK. How is this a real country? #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity
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PROTECT SUE WHAT A QUEEN #ImACeleb
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Oh god I need Owen's live reaction to finding out Chris's lies at the end of the season lmao #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity
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When the convicted kidnapper is speaking facts about you, you know you're a pos Matt Hancock #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity
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I'm just waiting for Mike to snap at Matt Hancock like man is being too quiet #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity
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Seann upon realizing he's not going to be the most hated celeb because Matt Hancock arrived #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity
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Wait Matt Hancock became a Tory because his parents' business nearly went bust in the early 90s... when the Tory's were in power. Makes perfect sense *rolls eyes* #ImACelebrity
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To anybody who thinks of texting or calling me etc before 10:45 aka before #ImACeleb ends;
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Can you imagine the scenes at Buckingham palace right now because they have to go into PR overdrive because the crown season 5 is dishing out Charles' dirty laundry for the younger generation & because of Mike Tindall going on #ImACeleb lmao
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#DoctorWho we're getting our doctor with our Donna one last time I need a moment 馃槶馃槶
#LoveIsland I'm sorry but why is Luca posting about asking Gemma to be his gf on his story which she can see & which would ruin the "surprise"? Am I the only one who's like well that's purely for PR? Like just the timing of it with the current situation he has yet to address...
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If they're happy together, good for them but the timing is sus & he wouldn't post that without already knowing her answer. He & Jacques should be held accountable & they both should apologize publicly & directly to Tasha & Remy & then keep both of their names out of their mouths.
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#LoveIsland be kind only seems to matter if an islander is white and male. When it's Luca & Jacques getting criticized online all you saw was countless be kind statements. When it was Remy, Tasha, Ekin Su, etc getting horrific abuse from their fellow Islanders it was silence.
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#LoveIsland when you don't meet Michael Owen or win the 50k:
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#LoveIsland the character arc, the romance, the iconic lines and moments... We'll never have another Ekin Su, entered as a bombshell and left the undisputed Queen
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