Man whoever runs growth and creative strategy at @Kalshi needs a damn raise. There’s an ad for literally everything. Betting on cow spot colors? They got a UGC ad ready. Someone stub a toe in the game, ad ready by the next quarter. I don’t use Kalshi but respect.

Labels suck. I started my career in search marketing and before “growth” was even a thing. Wanted to broaden out, was seen too much as a numbers guys. Got the chance in brand and at Liquid Death, then seen too much as a brand guy. Moral: fuck em & be unapologetically YOU.

Own a piece of Tony Hawk! We harvested blood from Tony and make some killer skate decks using his blood in the red paint. It sold out in 20 mins but maybe someone will use the blood to clone Tony and more boards will emerge from the Underworld. #tonyhawk #dtc #ecommerce

Sure fire way to not get my business, texting me if didn't answer your unsolicited email.

"Nimble" and "scrappy" on a job description means you are going to work long as fuck hours and earn little as fuck money. Keep ya third eye open

If you're running Amazon DSP, super important to look at performance on and off Amazon. Stark differences in performance and may uncover a bunch of placements to exclude #dtc #amazon #dsp

This year, we decided to infuse every single can of @LiquidDeath with real demons. And just to protect yourself, get a $1 off Exorcism Coupon from our merch store to share with friends/family or place in your "In Case I Become Possessed" folder.

Anyone in growth had any consistent results with Snap, TikTok, Reddit?

Lol

Still pushing water 24/7. Insane last couple of months and more to come.

We hired a real witch doctor to curse all our water. But if you're afraid of demons and whatnot, we got your back - Buy the $0.99 curse reversal spell at LiquidDeath.com in our merch store. lnkd.in/grEUakw

1. Tension with Night King - nah, let's squash that 2. Tension with Cersei - nah, let's let her die under rocks 3. Tension with Dany, let's end that 20 mins in Oh and let's turn this into a sitcom for last 30 mins. #trash #gameofthrones

What the actual fuck y'all? #gameofthrones #got

In an effort to give more feedback, I've been leaving reviews of past employers, restaurants, etc. But noticed on @Glassdoor that three straight reviews about an employer aren't going live. No rejection notice, no email, nothing. Something feels fishy.

Just said, "I can't wait for this game to be over so I can watch Black Monday and Real Housewives"

Yo nothing gets me angrier than food deliveries that go awry. @doordash needs to integrate @Headspace into the experience

So so so proud of this work. The entire team @bigfamilytable completely crushed it.