Marley (@hambourgler) header
Marley (@hambourgler) profile picture

Wonk |♏️| Speed Walker | Intersectional Feminist | Kayteigh | Annoyed | former camp counselor |🌹| she/her | Jonas Brothers fan first, human being second

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2011
Photo by Marley (@hambourgler)Photo by Marley (@hambourgler)Photo by Marley (@hambourgler)Photo by Marley (@hambourgler)Photo by Marley (@hambourgler)Photo by Marley (@hambourgler)Photo by Marley (@hambourgler)Photo by Marley (@hambourgler)
📢 SOME PERSONAL NEWS 📢 Just did some calculations and today I have officially had McDonald’s in 20 countries outside the US 🎉🎉 Thank you @Austria and @McDonalds for making this a reality – at Vienna, Austria
3
40
.@the_andrey_x and I were charged with assault, along with five other offenses. After being kept up all night and interrogated for seven hours, we finally saw a judge. He watched the footage and concluded it was clearly a one-sided attack and that we were the victims. His response was to ban us from the West Bank for two months, let the police keep my phone, and bring no charges against the settlers he had just watched attack us.
Hi, I'm free. Beat up but fine. Police stole my phone. Settlers punched me in the face several times, likely broke @AdeleShoko's wrist and gave @the_andrey_x a concussion. They threatened to shoot us with an assault rifle over and over. Will tell the full story later, but for now, I just want to be clear about what happened. We witnessed two settlers locking a military gate in Umm al-Khair, blocking the only way to more than twenty Palestinian communities: trapping families inside, preventing students from reaching school and workers from their jobs, blocking delivery of food and access to ambulances, etc. It's a crime that the military has this ability at all--but last night, we discovered that random settler terrorists also have the key. We confronted them and began asking questions on camera, and they nearly murdered us for it. When the police finally arrived, they arrested Andrey and me and charged us with assault. The gate is still locked.
133
2,883
94
8,172
179,747
Heckling is a perfect job for theater kids bc we know how to project and annunciate
Trump is interrupted by 2 hecklers in a row just minutes into his Ohio rally: "TRUMP WENT ON THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN PLANE!"
33
466
5
10,222
81,559
Hi, I'm free. Beat up but fine. Police stole my phone. Settlers punched me in the face several times, likely broke @AdeleShoko's wrist and gave @the_andrey_x a concussion. They threatened to shoot us with an assault rifle over and over. Will tell the full story later, but for now, I just want to be clear about what happened. We witnessed two settlers locking a military gate in Umm al-Khair, blocking the only way to more than twenty Palestinian communities: trapping families inside, preventing students from reaching school and workers from their jobs, blocking delivery of food and access to ambulances, etc. It's a crime that the military has this ability at all--but last night, we discovered that random settler terrorists also have the key. We confronted them and began asking questions on camera, and they nearly murdered us for it. When the police finally arrived, they arrested Andrey and me and charged us with assault. The gate is still locked.
371
6,741
203
21,985
687,879
More terrorism in the West Bank today, with impunity as always.
🚨 TODAY: Settler-terrorists attacked Andrey, Jasper and me. This video shows the assault. Andrey was severely beaten and lost consciousness several times in front of police. Despite this, he was denied hospital treatment. He was put in an ambulance—but instead of being taken to hospital, he was taken to a police station. He is still there, arrested and being denied medical care. Jasper and I were also beaten. Jasper was then pepper-sprayed and arrested.
69
396
12
1,371
36,201
bitch now that’s a mini skirt
Halsey and Avan Jogia out in Los Angeles on July 28th
115
4,341
72
159,749
3,150,539
Marley retweeted
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. 👀 📸: BACKGRID
5
175
1
4,273
57,292
they would rather let republicans win than give in to the demands of the left. they hate facing their voters.
James Carville says he'd rather have Republicans keep control of the House than Democrats winning the chamber by 5 seats. "I would rather the Republicans keep the House by five than the Democrats win by five, because if that happens, they’re hostage to the DSA. Like, Hakeem cannot move. There’s no place for him to go."
385
2,546
47
29,799
379,466
Marley retweeted
You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
239
9,746
116
188,234
2,169,355
It’s beyond sad. It’s beyond disappointing; at this point, it’s disqualifying for anyone with ambitions for higher office as a Democrat, or a Republican, for that matter, to be fighting to keep billionaires from being taxed while kids don’t have health insurance and the cost of living goes sky-high. These billionaires are also the ones hellbent on replacing entire workforces with the AI they are developing with our tax dollars (watch the “Musk” doc). We are also living through the largest wealth gap in modern history. At this point, the only way to balance out the economic forces that have bought our politicians and keep rigging the game against working people is through taxes. Let’s hope Gavin gets some sense and walks this back. It’s crazy that this is what he chooses to spend his political capital, and part of his legacy, doing. He vetoed the bill that would have put a “kill switch” on AI for our protection. He vetoed a bill that would have gotten forever chemicals out of cookware. Time and time again, he goes with corporate interests over the well-being of the people, even after his own bipartisan legislature votes for something. And here we go again. Gavin, we aren’t looking for the Democratic version of Trump. That was a good goof. Please try something else. It’s tired. The people need a champion, man. A real, bona fide champion who isn’t just tough in tweets or press conferences, but tough when it comes to the real imbalances people are struggling with every day: billionaires vs. people and the planet.
It is so sad to see Gavin Newsom be the poster child to ban any new wealth tax on billionaires. I received this text and it is going to all California voters.
1,724
2,070
111
13,408
1,111,022
I am shocked by the political inertia in the face of what Israelis -settlers and soldiers- are doing in Palestine, where terror has become a daily reality. In the West Bank, torching century old trees and poisoning livestock. When will the EU take action against Apartheid Israel?
Replying to @warfareanalysis
1, This is today, A Jewish settler, guarded by Israeli army soldiers, poisons Palestinian owned sheep and goats in the eastern part of al-Mughayyir village, northeast of Ramallah in the occupied West Bank.
654
11,025
261
20,938
222,808
Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking
Hunter x Rhode
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is not real, there's no Hunter x Rhode collab, it's AI generated. instagram.com/rhode?rpxt=MTV…
527
22,040
502
291,805
3,770,681
Zach Bryan I will never be able to form a concrete opinion about you
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
117
2,123
50
67,379
1,258,995
glee’s let’s have a kiki/turkey lurkey time was the original danceteria
2
132
4
1,219
23,191
Marley retweeted
The man who sent “free p*ssy” to the group chat was on a pre-med track. He was going to be a doctor when he sees half the human race as glorified fleshlights. And if that single fact doesn’t highlight for you how violence against women becomes a systemic societal issue, I don’t know what to tell you.
291
28,450
236
178,736
1,997,762
The total failure of our healthcare system is not a feel good story.
Texas delivery driver Don Johnson, 81, works 14-hour days to help pay wife's medical bills - strangers raise almost $250K trib.al/iOH2hYR
49
3,089
16
19,335
305,896
judge me by my enemies
Benjamin Netanyahu mentions Hasan Piker when attacking Zohran Mamdani "It's no wonder you praise criminals convicted of supporting Hamas, you count as friends people like Hasan Piker"
2,404
20,005
654
243,649
7,061,914
Marley retweeted
Salgado: We still have so many questions. What are the names of the ICE agents who killed our dad? It’s been two and a half months, and we still don’t have my dad’s belongings back. Aside from some change that he kept in his pocket, we don’t have his wallet or his phone… We have no idea where his things are or who might have them.
141
5,316
82
19,077
921,160
Marley retweeted
U said let me put on this old navy fit and make sure poor people STAY hungry
11
14
1,723
14,799
This is actually really bad for the justice system
Lindsay Clancy holdout juror shares pictures of himself with newborn daughter - as his fundraiser tops $350,000 trib.al/7Qs2Ngh
386
1,861
68
54,563
2,624,298
Marley retweeted
Dorit Kemsley:
was just genuinely moved by a wind chime
2
129
1,888
44,585