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I’m not kidding Delaney is actually for real!!!!!

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Joined March 2025
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I was vaped on as a baby
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“Yeah none of that gay pussy shit for me bro”
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En fait ça m’énerve d’autant plus qu’ils assument le fait que ça soit expressément americano centré parce que what are the needs to highlight des groupes qui sont déjà connus et reconnus ? I get le fait de faire des choix mais quelle triste manière d’appauvrir la culture indie
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I'm gonna devour him whole
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this damn doctor is too busy healing himself to get rid of my bad times and get rid of my good times too
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"i fucked her" relax dude, she slept with you as an act of self-harm
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likelikelike Uhhhh…
anybody ever notice that cameron says “the lord She lifts me every breath i take” in crusades at the salt shed is this normal does this happen often
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everyone is kinda going through the same thing all the time
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new concept i just came up with: one direction x geese fan account named 1Dcountry
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most erotic moments in music history 1. lou reed’s giggle after “now bleed for me!” in Venus in Furs by the Velvet Underground 2. bernard sumner replacing “sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la” with “i’m in love with you, i’m in love with you” for half a bar in Paradise by New Order
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you met me at a very Geese time in my life
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we moved on too fast
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i hate breakfast culture i dont want a fucking muffin i want pho
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it’s parker posey day!!!
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