Joined April 2009
I got a garlic injection to avoind feeling bad. But, now I feel bad.
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the courthouse is so awesome because you get to be in the room where so many people got in trouble
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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Honda E worth over £36k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th December. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy
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Something about mysteries just doesn't add up
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Halpz 🔵 retweeted
feliz jueves chavales
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More dynamite clips coming out of the Harry and Meghan interview!
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If your ex was unkind or a bit of a loser, you dodged a bullet. There's just no other way to put it. You dodged a bullet, tweeple.
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Replying to @altstoreio
@altstoreio can Delta 1.3 b2 be installed through other means? (than alt store) i tried signing and loading through xcode, but it crashes when starting a NDS title with the Melon core
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also can i update alt store on my device without revoking my certificates?
dinner
Quote tweet this tweet and get 0 likes, 0 RT’s and 0 comments by 1pm tomorrow, winner gets a free #TescoMealDeal on us!
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Wtfs up with bottles of water these days you can’t open the CUNTZ with out getting fucking drenched BUMBERCLARTS
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Halpz 🔵 retweeted
Sick and Dom #SickCelebs
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Anything can be funny in the right circumstances, even dinner.
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Halpz 🔵 retweeted
WHOA SIMPSONS PREDICTED EVERYTHING
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My sons 3 meat Toby #proud
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