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Hali

@hallz96

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Joined July 2012
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I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive
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If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already. Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.
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Stephen King. Calling @elonmusk the First Lady is the funniest fucking thing I heard all day
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not a very nice thing to say about his wife
Mr. Beat (@beatmastermatt) profile pictureMr. Beat
@beatmastermatt6 Nov 2024
J.D. Vance will be the first Vice President to have a beard in nearly 100 years and the first Millennial Veep.
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At least we got our first gay Vice President
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me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story
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I’m pocket watching everybody that voted for Trump cause of the economy. Ya better not be broke still in 4 years cause I’m on that ass bitch
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M@MELITWOD6 Nov 2024
ppl be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony fat fuck 😹
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So it begins. MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.
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I cannot fathom the feeling of the women who came forward about their sexual assault at the hands of Trump. Seeing millions of people vote for their abuser. My heart absolutely breaks for these women. I believe you, and I am so sorry.
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this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time
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I want Trump to lose for obvious existential reasons but mostly to see him turn on Elon Musk in 72 hours following the election
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And give Louisiana back to France
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You are not supposed to say this, but it’s because they’re dumber.
FactsLivesMatter 🟤 (@Facts0601) profile pictureFactsLivesMatter 🟤
@Facts060120 Sep 2024
Why do you guys think Republicans are more likely to believe conspiracy theories and vote for nutjobs than Democrats are?
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he moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper
Alex (@CEOre_) profile pictureAlex
@CEOre_9 May 2024
Elon Musk jumps in the air 🔥😂
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instagram is incredible cause you’re like there’s no way they could make this any worse and then they always do
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Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”
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