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los angeles, ca
Joined September 2010
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Faggots make some noise!!!
"A crooked tree lives its own life, but a straight tree is turned into wood." —Chinese Proverb
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like mother like daughter
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Me trying to explain this show's premise is just as messy as the contestants on this show #TheUltimatumQueerLove #podcast
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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch love island like men do with sports
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me trying to keep up with love island and current events
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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
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And why is she dressed like Shane McCutcheon
🚨 Lorde teases new music after wiping her social media accounts.
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What the hibachi chef sees before flipping me a piece of sweet & sour shrimp
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When is a gay going to put Parker Posey saying Piperrrrrr & lorazepam over a dance beat and play it in the club
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i will do anything for my country Reno Nevada
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this is the kind of thing that would happen at least once a week if there was a make-a-wish foundation for lesbian adults
Robyn performs 'Dancing On My Own' with David Byrne #SNLHomecoming #SNL50
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as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me
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Kendrick’s jeans
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if trans people wanna comment surgery gofundmes, I’m gonna give away 10k in $500 increments until it’s gone, & if other people wanna scroll through and make donations, please do the government will never be the source of our validation or protection, we have to do it ourselves
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yeah you should be worried btw!
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No fucking way
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this clip should be used to talk about rehabilitation instead of incarceration across North America
this is who the worst people on earth want you to hate btw
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“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently
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