Texas, USA
Joined February 2011
why haven’t the 49ers been renamed to the Santa Clara 49ers? like genuinely i’m curious
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maybe jalen hurts will become the new NFL commissioner
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Hannah retweeted
congratulations jalen hurts on your new ownership of the NFL
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Happy 3rd Saturday in October to all those who celebrate
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SAVE FOSTER
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field! Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids. As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
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Making him work from.tbe hospital? He really is the american pope
The Vatican released the first photos of Pope Leo XIV since his lung cancer surgery, showing him leading Mass inside the hospital Doctors said he’s now able to carry out his daily activities completely on his own
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Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new WH Press Secretary
A senior White House official tells @pdoocy Katie ZACHARIA is “transitioning out” of the press secretary position.
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Zachariah-ed is the new Scaramucci-ed
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if you love russia so much why do you move there, weirdo
From Russia, with Love…
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Zelenskyy: "I will continue to bomb Russian Data Centers." Republicans: "Zelenskyy is attempting to interfere in the US midterms." Me: What an odd thing to say.
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what gender are you?
What gender is James Talafreako?
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
JD Vance is set to visit Pope Leo XIV following his recent surgery and lung cancer diagnosis.
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is it okay to let my two year old watch The Nightmare Before Christmas?
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Hannah retweeted
You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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Not knowing that a steer is a bull who’s had his nuts removed…and using it to describe Paxton is just…peak MAGA… Jesus fucking Christ 🤦
Know the difference.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A steer is a castrated male cattle, preferred for meat production due to lower testosterone and docile temperament. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steer
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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I have ceedee lamb in both my ff leagues 💀
I have ceedee lamb in both my ff leagues 😎
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me knowing nothing about baseball, but hating the dodgers
Fuck the Dodgers
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I still haven’t filed my 2025 taxes
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