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HalfAMonk retweeted
发现一个收录了《读者》杂志2000年以前的全部文本(11000多篇文章,总计约1300余万字)的网站: duzhe200.appspot.com
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HalfAMonk retweeted
1 million people within 5km here…
If you don't have at least 1 million people within a 30km radius of your city, you live in a rural poophole. You should move. Test it for yourself: tomforth.co.uk/circlepopulat…
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HalfAMonk retweeted
这个网站可以看到世界上几乎所有海底通信光缆(除了军事用途和未公开披露的线路) Submarine Cable Map submarinecablemap.com/
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HalfAMonk retweeted
新人:完了完了,服务器磁盘满了,现在连 shell 自动补全都炸了 前辈:rm /var/reserved-space 新人:上来就删数据?? 前辈:不然呢,现在你来看看到底是谁给空间占满的,慢慢查 新人:不是,你为什么在生产服务器上放个 10G 的垃圾文件? 前辈:不然呢?等你查出来啥该删,你问问老板能不能等你半小时? 新人:…… 前辈:你们现在整天玩 K8s,早就忘了这些老一套了吧 前辈:fallocate -l 10G /var/reserved-space 新人:啊?这是干啥?创建回去? 前辈:是啊…你没见过这命令?那你用 dd 也行
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これは予想外すぎるってwwww
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HalfAMonk retweeted
猫さんは4000年前から寝ている人間の邪魔をしていたことが確認されている。
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
パクツイ x.com/puppieslover/s… 存在しないものです。google.com/search?smstk=C…
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HalfAMonk retweeted
成品平平无奇,创作过程实在是匪夷所思……我就想知道这种奇技淫巧要练多久? (via “其人书者”)
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HalfAMonk retweeted
AI Slop
@AIslop_Sep 19
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平和🕊️やってみたい!
어릴 때는 시골에 살아서 학교 마치고 집에 갈 때 강아지 풀로 이것 저것 만들었던 기억이.. 🌿 가끔 캠핑 갈 때 아이들에게 만들어주면 엄청 좋아 하더라구요 ♥️
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HalfAMonk retweeted
我操 fable 成精了,直接忽略我的输入了……
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HalfAMonk retweeted
老婆:「至今还不知道 Apple 的新 CEO 叫什么名字。」 我:「前几天我看到有人给他取中文名了,叫『张铁牛』,John:张,Ternus,铁牛。我觉得很不错,以后就这么来称呼吧。」
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Man crawls through his phobia of heights to get a view of the Atlantic Ocean from the edge of a cliff. 😅
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HalfAMonk retweeted
說真的我確實曾經拿錯,拿了從中國大陸回來剩下的一百圓人民幣在台灣當一百塊台幣花。那位老闆看到說了一聲「應該還沒吧」?
两岸的意识形态南辕北辙, 审美,却异曲同工。
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I think she’s the one… my plus one for every family reunion 🤭
🤖 Made with AI
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HalfAMonk retweeted
朕今日不理朝政,只想喝茶 🪰🍵 gave a fruit fly a dynasty. his first imperial decree: tea time
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成人向姿势🤭
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Can’t make this up…the MacBook is using its webcam to look at its screen in a mirror to improve AMD Radeon chip support in Omarchy.
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我已抵达翻译软件最深处 LinkedIn speak真是个神奇的小语种 我将全职在家研究✋😭🤚
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