@halelujah33

I’ve got a condo in Miami and my doormat is always sandy

 Omaha, NE
Joined November 2008
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PYRO Has Set Phoenix Dining Scene On Fire via @forbes forbes.com/sites/alywalansky…
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“you’ve dum-diddly fucked yourself” will be entering my daily vocabulary #PumpRules
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“You got a little bit of money, a little bar, a little band…” Ariana is reading this man for filth. This is amazing. #PumpRules
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THE MADNESS!!!! #MarchMadness
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Me needing about Tom Sandoval: I hate him! My husband: who has ever even liked that guy?
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The panic a casa amore recoupling gives me #LoveIslandUK
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It’s concerning when a true match does not even truly match its true match, ya know?
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Rihanna is my Super Bowl winner 👑 #SuperBowl
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That tubi commercial just started so many fights
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Rihanna said fuck you my guest is Fenty Beauty
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Rihanna 👑 #SuperBowl2023
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Asked husb to grab me a face moisturizer and gave him some bottle descriptors bc I couldn’t think of the name. “olaplex?” ☠️ I KNEW there would be questions before we got there but reaching into the samples basket for a hair product was unexpected.
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The hat tricccccckkkkkk 🎩#FIFAWorldCup
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Mbappe mmboppin’ ⚽️🏟️ #WorldCupFinal
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Cried 5x during Black Panther and all of them were feels over what Letitia Wright and others must have been real feeling through all of the scenes 😓 #wakandaforever
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All of these really good football teams rushing fields is
If you’re watching @netflix #buyingbeverlyhills, I’ll tell you why allie lutz looks familiar to you #therestisstillunwritten
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Being a swifty just seems like so much work and I’m lazy
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At millisecond 3 she almost says a word that starts with Y which obviously means something from Y2K it’s so clear I don’t know how you don’t see it
My newest low is watching a scary movie where the scary person is Cory from Boy Meets World. Ben just asked me if Topanga was about to swoop in and save the day.
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