Be a kind human. Don’t litter.
Utah
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"You have a dog AND a motorcycle!? Yes, I will go on a date with you."
I clearly have really high standards. 🐶🏍❤️
My space heater finally stopped working today and my feet feel like two popsicles. #mondayssuck
I’m still thinking about last night and I’m still paying the price from all the screaming, singing, and cheering.
My daughter is currently practicing her ‘fu KC’ and ‘ref you suck’ chants in preparation for tonight’s game. #proudparentingmoment
This sweet boy will not only be forced to have a bath next week but will also have to be shaved. I’m just going to start saying my goodbyes now to be safe.
Apparently I’ve ran out of available dating options in the US that I’m starting to get suggested posts for European dating sites. Guess it’s time to pack my bags.
I think I’ve been replaced as her game buddy. So I’m now taking applications for someone to watch all RSL games with.
This has been such a great game! I’m slightly regretting my decision not to go but then I remember that I freeze at anything below 73°.
Back to helping with payroll. Fingers are crossed that it will not be near as stressful as last time.
Please kindly remove yourself from my life permanently if you’re throwing a fit about Lift Every Voice and Sing.
According to my daughter, today is my last day being young. I’m obviously feeling super great about myself right now.
Generally I don’t feel my age, until my daughter reminds me how old I am and suddenly I feel like a spinster 🙄.
My daughter is absolutely devastated that the Lions lost because they were the last animal team playing. She’s now threatening the 49ers and the Chiefs.