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kath

@haffkafff

she/they. so many things. 100% human-made nonsense 🔞

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Joined January 2022
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The millennial yearning for a MySpace survey never truly goes away
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once you push through 30 you really do realize you’re hot and should be meaner
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All sex with me is a threesome because of the Entity
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I can have a crumb of delusion. As a treat.
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As a millennial there are small screen (phone) activities and there are big screen (pull out the laptop) activities. I don’t do big screen stuff on small screens.
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What are you “aggressively” Millennial about?
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On today’s episode of Multiple Sclerosis Sucks, we have me attempting to write the word “of”
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Stop firing experts. Stop trying to replace humans. Stop making everything shittier. Stop forcing us to buy the shittier things.
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I really hope that whatever Ethrand is off to investigate it has nothing to do with Demodus 🥲 #criticalrolespoilers
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It’s going to be so cold at Faire tomorrow 😭 actual footage of me trying to teach people how to make brooms
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FINALLY got my ticket for the Indy 2027 live show ✌️ see y’all there 🥰
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7 minutes left and we’ve got a 2 inch hole in the compartment. This is going to be the cliffhanger to end all fucking cliffhangers I’m so stressed #criticalrolespoilers
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“It’s hard to expect the worst all day.” Amaspas is a fucking rookie I do that all day every day #criticalrolespoilers
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MATTHEW MERCER DONT BAIT ME WITH JULIGAN #criticalrolespoilers
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“Did Primus fall down the well??” CAN Primus fall down a well? #criticalrolespoilers
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PLEASE LET THIS BE A TRUE GENIE SITUATION AND THE FACT THAT OCCTIS IS A TACHONIS MATTER #criticalrolespoilers
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“Your man’s on top of you. You are stressed! Nobody called that out.” OF COURSE THEY’RE STRESSED BRENNAN WE’RE ALL STRESSED #criticalrolespoilers
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"ebenezer is the most faithful-" gonna stop you right there because we HAVE a perfect christmas carol already
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Someone cast Glue and permanently stick those fucking goggles onto Seremai’s face let’s just get ahead of whatever she’s got going on with her eyeballs #criticalrolespoilers
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The Tachonis kids are all accustomed to mitigating their father’s wrath #criticalrolespoilers
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“You’re a fuckin ghost, baby!” “That’s offensive. 😐” #criticalrolespoilers
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