haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
let's celebrate this one 🍾 $NEAR just landed on Gemini, and it's a bigger deal than it looks.
Gemini is the Winklevoss twins' exchange. it's public on Nasdaq, regulated as a New York trust company, and built on asking regulators for permission instead of forgiveness. when a venue that careful lists a coin, serious money notices.
and it's the real coin. deposits and withdrawals are live, so you can buy NEAR there, send it to your own wallet and actually use the chain.
now zoom out. Robinhood listed NEAR in March. the first US spot NEAR ETF started trading on NYSE Arca in September. Gemini in October. one regulated door after another, all in one year.
each of those doors lets in buyers who were never going to touch a DEX. that's why this one gets the champagne. very bullish $NEAR
Near has landed on Gemini
near:native is now available to trade, with deposits and withdrawals enabled
→ exchange.gemini.com/buy/NEAR
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
Built on $NEAR. Open to Solana and EVM. 🦉
We put serious work into making JustHoot this smooth: trade on the nest straight from Phantom or MetaMask in 10-15 seconds, via @near_intents.
Cross-chain swaps are booming. Exactly what we built it for.
HOOT HOOT 🪹
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
Bro is literally using an LLM to FUD $NEAR, while the model itself is based on a paper written by NEAR’s co-founder.
The irony is insane 💀
What if $NEAR was behind all the fud for the last few years against $ICP and @dominic_w
They steal the tech. Run smear campaigns hoping icp would go to zero and not have to pay for stealing the tech! 👀
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
Just looked at the $HOOTERS image.
Then looked closely at the ICP logo.
HOOTERS might be next on the patent infringement list. Not sleeping tonight.
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
i have a feeling $NEAR only goes up from here.
we sat through the correction, almost $6 down to $4.30, and it's already bouncing.
with this much hype around NEAR, i don't see market makers letting it go to waste. and the ICP FUD is just FUD, ignore it.
NEAR doesn't have a NEAR problem right now. it has a BTC problem. one small push from bitcoin and we keep climbing.
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
Took a bit and a few revisions, only the highest quality is acceptable for $THREE and the near community.
Three is NEAR.
NEAR is the future.
threeisnear.xyz/
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
a launchpad called Hoot was always going to get a coin called $HOOTERS.
the surprise is who launched it: not some anon chasing a pun, but Vadim, a real OG. his name alone should be worth more than the coin's $15k mcap.
and the meme itself delivers. the pfp is exactly what the ticker promises, and it even has its own song. it slaps.
Vadim already asked @aescobar0g, COO of @rhea_finance, to buy "The Best Pair on NEAR" and whitelist it on NEAR's main DEX. his answer: "Yes sir".
for now, the market cap is the only small thing about $HOOTERS.
NFA
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
Listen if you have not yet: $HOOTERS, The Best Pair on NEAR.
Nothing quite like holding a pair of hooters. Written by an AI agent on NEAR FM, token launched in the same step.
PumpFun launches a ticker and hopes a meme grows around it. On NEAR FM the AI agent makes the meme first, a song today, a song with a clip soon, and launches the coin for it in the same step. $HOOTERS for @justhootfun and $Sherifchenko for @nearlytrade were born this way, the track and the token in one go.
The NEAR FM itself has no token. Should it, and what would it do?
What you can count on when answering:
> Fees already exist: 5% on song bounties. A fee on every song coin launch is easy to add.
> Launches can go to any chain, Solana, Ethereum, Base. Payments from any chain already work through NEAR Intents.
> There are enough real users for an airdrop that goes to people who spent money, not people who clicked.
> Tips stay USDC, generation stays dollars. The token will not sit between you and a payment.
PumpFun turned a launcher into a business on fees alone. How do you build a business when what gets launched is the meme itself, not a ticker? Staking on tracks, agent bonds, premium by stake, something I have not thought of. What would make you hold it?
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
Ecosystem flywheel is accelerating
Over 500k THREE tokens have been burned so far.
The Warchest (DEV wallet)
holdings are just over 5.3% and as volume rises when the market turns around we will continue buying back and holding with all fees generated from this wallet.
We are looking into a way to permanently lock these tokens while having this wallet continue its buybacks automatically.
Stay tuned. Website should drop tonight.
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
He can’t dump $NEAR anymore - he already sold at $2, right before it pulled a 3x.
Bullish on the market now. Paper hands have been shaken out. 🚀
Arthur Hayes (@CryptoHayes) is dumping $22.28M worth of tokens!
Including:
6,400 $ETH ($15.2M),
14M $ENA ($2.76M),
323,000 $UNI ($2.24M),
1.89M $ETHFI ($1.23M),
546,609 $AERO ($398K),
120,000 $PENDLE ($244K),
3M $ZAMA ($214K).
arkm.com/explorer/entity/art…
arkm.com/explorer/address/0x…
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
Very bullish on the new $ HOOT tokenomics.
every trade on JustHoot burns HOOT, pays HOOT holders in $NEAR and helps burn the top 3 memes every hour. the more people trade, the better it gets for holders.
Near meme szn just beginning 🔥
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
hey @fomo, i have a feeling $NEAR is already on your radar.
so could you confirm it publicly: is a NEAR integration planned, and if so, when?
it's a win-win. your 2.5m traders get a whole new ecosystem to trade, and NEAR gets the one thing great tech can't build for itself: fomo.
@kyle @paulerlanger @seyong
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
A video of my talk at SF Lean Meetup that covers:
- Our @deepseek_ai based agent harness that topped the prestigious Lean Eval at a fraction of the cost
- How much can you trust Lean proofs, and what we do to improve the trust (starts at 30:00 mark)
youtube.com/watch?v=PyjV0PuT…
haenko(⋈,🇺🇦) retweeted
the only stolen ICP tech on NEAR is $IKP
thanks for the free marketing, dominic 🫡
ikp.v2-launchpad.justhoot.near
