Sweatty red heads give me a stomach ache

I came in your pumpkin cheesecake, don't worry, it was my pleasure

First pull up, then pull down

Sweaty satchel

Nice steady service tonight. Lots of tasting menus

Great BM just now, amazing feeling, it's a whole new world...

My new life goal: Bang Kate Gosselin

Sad brunch at Bar Jules, food tasted good but open kitchen was dirty/messy, cooks looked miserable, couldn't even poach eggs properly

Mediocre chicks are annoying, either be hot or heinous so we have something to talk about

Fucking Gaga on Idol sounds like Ace of Base on crack, really people disect the music it's so awful, please!!!

I meant AARP for fucks sake... This show blows like Justin Bieber on his talent agent

Top Chef masters is like ARP for Chefs, thank god for Marcus and Rick- @bravotv get if the fuck together for next year please!

Fuckin wiley right now bitches

Nobody notices that there is no music on in this large restaurant, one of my biggest pet peeved, staff out of it

Trying to get drunk enough to eat a KFC Double Down

It doesn't take much for the haters to come out of da wood work

Rockin service tonight, what recession in SF bitches? Stay away from the haters

Rockin service tonight! Cooks straight killing it! Go locos...

Kesha on SNL, fuckin gagging right now...really bitch? Worse than fuckin Gaga