Jonathan Steinert

My per 5 year tweet time has arrived, and with it my evening at Lady Gaga's Chromatica Ball is under way.

Lady Gaga, you've got a phone call. I'm at the concert tonight on the field. The fog is making this cool.

.@dijkstracula I might be right on the same page as you about how bad a decision that was yesterday. Maybe a pint of cold brew was too much.

.@PayPal WTF "You have requested an outdated version of PayPal. This error often results from the use of bookmarks." So then redirect me!

.@burr86 I cherish the silence you share with the world. Sometimes.

Earthquake?

Why is the Google now application asking me about the price is right? @burr86 do you have a hand in this?

.@debian Can you comment on the state of netatalk3 in this upcoming release of debian. 2.5+ years now, plenty of submitted package builds.

Hello World. 8.5 years after joining Six Apart / Say Media I'm going to something new. I have accepted a position at @fastly now. Yay!

Who wants to guess at @burr86 feeling on this #UPS delivery note. Hint, its an #iPhone6

I assume @burr86 will cancel his cable service now and this will happen, Rep "Your reason for cancelling service?" Abe "Joan Rivers is dead"

Earthquake also felt in Redwood City

sudo -u nobody ./build # do you want to build as no man? #Frozen

Sometimes @burr86 does this thing that I remember old people doing. Can anyone help me with the name?

Repairing Planes, Trains and Automobiles #addawordruinamovie

Have people noticed that Google maps has already been updated to use the new east span of the SF bay bridge. – at Redwood City, CA

Dear @LSICorporation, Your MegaCli tool is loathed by many Linux users for both its design and documentation. Would you like to comment?