and now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.

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we have to save the bees rhis is not a fucking joke anymore
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shivani deadass giving us baddua that we will get ghosted by guys we like astagfirullah give her account back😭💔💔she done lost her mind after the breakup
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“mera sath hua hai toh sabke saath hona chaiye” TAKE HER AWAY
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aksh retweeted
Photographer captures first-ever polka-dotted zebra 📸 @ratishnairphotography
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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if someone tells you they will beat the shit out of you isn’t that a good thing? they are technically doing you a favour…you won’t have any shit left because they will beat it out of you! Let Me beat the shit out of You guys.
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if i say you are full of shit and then i say i will beat the shit out of u am i not an angel for doing you a favour..?
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Tiny painted rocks
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i can always tell when someone grew up without being told that they will be sent to a boarding school in shimla if they don’t listen
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this was my dad’s favourite threat until he realised it doesn’t work on me at all bcs i always wanted to study in a boarding school🤦‍♀️
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Craving a relationship but I actually cannot see myself dating anyone rn
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i think i twisted my wrist while lifting something heavy now it hurts like shit oh my god my life is over
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i want to die it hurts at a very specific angle so whenever i lift something the pain shoots up oh my god
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Decided that one must love and work, and that's it
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When I was younger I was really fascinated by paper sizes I genuinely felt like my world changed when I first saw a3 paper
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has anyone else seen that white guy in sfd who is always carrying incense sticks and buying vegetables
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no one?
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do white people think indian women don’t exist? why are they calling me an old indian man 🙁🙁 im too beautiful for that please🙁🙁🙁
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im not a bot look at my tweets can a bot come up with such creativity
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mildly jealous of people who can type their assignments directly into the document bcs i for my life can not think, edit, type simultaneously. i NEED to have a pen and paper to make rough notes and an outline for my assignment only then i can start typing
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this 18 year old girl still does her assignments the old way
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