Dodgers are going to need more brooms with all these Giants sweeps

Lotta Dodger blue at Oracle Park tonight

Pickleball is noisy AF. I don't recommend living near a court.

Anyone else getting whiplash from the news? Sheesh its a lot to take in.

When did KPIs become OKRs?

Been a few months since I've declared my hatred for Microsoft Outlook here, so let me state it again: I really, really, really hate Outlook.

Last day of school was today. Thursday. I got work tomorrow. #FalseFriday

I'm back using Microsoft products for the first time in a decade. And boy, do they suck.

Folks

All millennials/Gen-X to their parents: No, we don't want all of your old shit. Give it to Goodwill.

Is Spike Lee carrying a purse at the NBA #ALLSTARWEEKEND game?

The organist at the women’s gold medal hockey game is hitting the Dr. Dre songbook HOIRD

Too many lofi playlists on Spotify devolve into crappy smooth jazz.

Been stuck on haunted mansion for the past 10 minutes

Pretty much every canned recording starts with "please listen closely as our menu options have changed." Questions: a) are companies really changing their menu options that often? And b) who is memorizing said menu options for which this notice is required?

How ‘bout them Niners?

“You couldn’t cover the hands of a small child. You’re not even a mitten”

As a reminder, four hugs a day is the MINIMUM, not the maximum.

I'm eating an Atomic Fireball. I think the last time I had one of these I was...14?

I think my scam to real phone calls is like 3 to 1.