Geek. Introvert. Public Speaker. Not quite certified organic. Often knows where his towel is. Wears cargo-shorts, uses Oxford commas. Lumber-snack.

Orlando, Florida
Joined March 2009
In case “how touching other people” works isn’t clear (esp. at conferences), I made this quick technical reference.
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Bearded Beauty aka [email protected] #opentowork retweeted
I didn't know what to expect before my first conference. Will I meet anyone cool? Will the talks actually be useful? Will I just end up scrolling Slack in a corner? That pre conference anxiety is real, but everyone feels it. Don’t let it stop you from showing up.
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I needed a mouse-jiggler today. Don’t worry; it was for a very stupid reason.
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If you know a “Dr. G. Waldo”, kindly ask them to learn their own email address. And maybe call their attention to detail into question.
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Reporters, casters, and politicos, Stop saying “gaslighting”. The word you’re looking for is “Lying”. Gaslighting is a specific kind of lying, but it’s still lying. Many of the times I see the word “gaslighting” used aren’t examples of that, but they’re still lies.
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Even if it is a legitimate example of gaslighting, you’re not going to be wrong in calling it “lying”.
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Super-happy with my final project of 2024! A 9-pocket gator-skin bifold wallet, hand-cut, stitched, & burnished. This was my first time working with an exotic leather, and I’m pleasantly surprised at how it turned out!
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…and then I turn around and make the first of the year…
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A gift for someone who’d given me much, an exercise in restraint, practicality, & design. Beautiful if awkward in ways. I wouldn’t make it again, but I’ll use the lessons from this bag going forward. LMK if you’re interested in its descendants.
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One of my best friends - and one of the smartest people I’ve ever met - told me that “when you own your own business, you’ve never worked for a more miserable prick.”
This is the most accurate tweet I’ve ever seen.
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You tell me, but I think I may be doing “leather daddy” wrong…
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Been awhile since I’ve posted something that I’ve made, but this is a messenger bag strap for the sweet lady for whom I’d made the firewood tote for last year. I’d like to say I’ll be better about posting things I make, but we all know that’s probably not going to be true…
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Hurricane Milton has passed us. Worst of the storm was 2 4am, mainly as the eye had passed, and we were getting the backside swing of the storm center. We still have power & internet, and amazingly only a few blips during the worst of it.
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Local friends, if you need anything, let us know, even if it’s just a shower. My most immediate problem is that the MVP Tool for our cleanup will be a rake, and that’s going to be a PITA to dig out of the garage.
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As is my hurricane tradition, I’ve Tetris’d up my workshop garage to bring my car in for the storm. As with Tennis, it is a game of inches.
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Pretty much done with hurricane prep. Now it’s just to carry on as normal as possible and see how our bets on outages turn out.
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Just completed a very nice bag strap so someone can carry a saxophone case over the shoulder and while riding a bike. At this point the failure mode is the sax case itself.
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