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I draw puns!

New York, NY
Joined May 2009
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This June 30: 20 live takes for a limited run of 20 7" singles by my band @icedink - click this link to get yours today, someday it'll be worth tens and hundreds of cents! leestavall.com/products/iced… #lofirecording #vinylcollector #vinylcollection #vinyllathe
For those of you keeping track at home, this is my 4,041th tweet.
$23 a ticket to support emerging local musicians via @breakingsound events?? “Breaking Bank” is more like it!
She’s eyeballing a grrrove of dogwood trees for some clean, solid bark to land on. #pun #punny #beagle #eagle
This is my first Tweet in a really long time. I hope that you enjoy it!
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To paraphrase @MotleyCrue: @realDonaldTrump don’t go away mad, #DonaldTrump just go away.
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Check out these awesome holographic stinkers I just got from @stickermule!
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$50 @MrBungle tickets instantly sold out and are now on reseller sites for $170. Dear @StubHub @ticketkingmn @VividSeats: To quote the late great Frank Zappa, “May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.”
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It’s as if the sky is trying to cough, sneeze, cry, and fart all forms of precipitation simultaneously. #skychotic #skyarrhea
I put my pants on one pair at a time.
“M” is for the Morning breath I smell on the light rail.
If you’re behind me at a red light and honk as soon as it turns green, chances are 100% I’ll interpret that as “GO VERY SLOW!”
Please confirm that I am not a robot.
Every time I see a cyclist signaling that they’re turning left, I always look to their left just in case they’re actually trying to point something out.
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I love me some Weezer, but the first time I heard their cover of "Africa" I felt that I'd heard it 1 too many times.
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I just heard a kid playing Smoke On The Water in Guitar Center. Isn’t there a law against doing that?
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I believe you Bruno Mars, so no, I'm not going to watch.
I think there’s something wrong with the cat. We went on vacation and left him alone for 6 days and he didn’t puke on the carpet.
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I woke up spiraling into a deep depression thinking yesterday was the last time I was ever going to be able to save 15% at Guitar Center. Lo and behold, I just received an email informing me that the 4th of July sale has been extended an extra day.
Prediction: 100% of smartphone photos and videos of fireworks flooding social media over the next few hours will look just as crappy and pointless as those from previous years. #HappyFourth #watchwithyoureyesnotyourphone