young and talented washington melee

Joined April 2025
hate clothing hangers without a bottom part that you can hang sweaters on without stretching them out. what were they thinking when they made clothing hangers like that
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cows in the office
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It's almost Halloween. I haven't done shit this year.
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neato in my burrito
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Alberta seperatism didn't pass anyways I drew Mudkip
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some guy stopped me in traffic today and we rolled our respective car windows down. he said “hows it going man its been a while.” i forget who he was. i think i used to play football with him but im not sure. im the worst. it feels nice to be remembered. i feel loved.
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Monday Best 10/16/2025
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been thinking about snails a lot
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ive been waking up early recently so i can hear the trains go by. i like hearing the trains go by. its been a nice treat to start my day.
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LIFE HACK: Instead of having a crush on another person, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect.
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im always on the verge of tears but its been years since i cried. maybe i dont care anymore
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barely beat a red light and unironically said “fucking clutchbox” like the fucking copypasta
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It gets chilly in Flatzone around these times
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ive hit a wall and thats ok
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lots of great people have hit walls. even people i look up to. its ok
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