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Husband, father, fastest shot West o’ the Missihssuhppuh. Clubhouse guy. Head of Narratives. Miller Moss Enthusiast

Joined December 2021
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Concierge medicine is literally just LIV Golf #latestagecapitalism
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When CJ Carr goes to watch his brother Tommy Carr play, it’s a great story. But when a friend of mine goes to watch my son Ryan Day play, Pete Thamel throws a fit.
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No, you don’t get to just choose if you get an iMessage profile photo on my phone
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Dunkin —> Shake Shack —> Panda Express pipeline completed today. 3 meals, 3 chains, 2 cities (0 shits??). I don’t want to go as far as saying that its the first time it’s been done in human history, but it just don’t more American than that
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Aaron Judge going to get his first ring playing for the Savanah bananas
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Uber driver just mobbed the dispo with me #expand
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Lmao this mariners middle infield man. Cant scoop balls at 2nd and botching balls
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Anyone else ever get the urge to buy a yellow Easton XL1 for no reason or is that just me
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Nick Martinez today: 6 IP I 1 H I 0 ER I 0 BB I 4 K I 5 Whiffs He now has a 2.93 ERA over 147.2 IP. What a season the 36-year-old has put together.
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Took 44 minutes of work today before I felt the urge to check LinkedIn for open roles!
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guy who made the savant comparison tool
A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until a Phantom shows up
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1. Turn on MLB All Star game 2. Hear Joe Davis voice 3. Turn off TV
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You don't get no bitches playing soccer in America, that's a real issue that can't be fixed
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Carson Benge over his last 67 games: .288 AVG .340 OBP .457 SLG 123 wRC+ #MLBCentral | @Mets
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They literally stopped focusing on the ball & strike calls and talking non field action since the Mets took the lead & I find it hilarious. Its my current form of entertainment to enjoy rest of game.
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Whenever I say i hate the Mets I am never talking about my sons A.J. Ewing and Carson Benge
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Poor Donovan Mitchell has to go straight from getting getting swept in the Conference Finals to being a Mets fan
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