Technology and science geek, gamer, wanderluster, biker, father, egalitarian. Life is random, perspective is everything. https://xitter.cf/t.co/JbICPvxq3F
Lisboa, Portugal
Joined January 2008
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Don’t know if this is “illegal” around here, but I’m tired of Elmo and his idiocy, and consequently the entire Twitter experience, which has been getting progressively worse.
I’m therefore moving from the bird to the elephant, if anyone’s interested I’m at mastodon.social/@nillable
How fun it is to go through the day as a developer with a lower back injury. And even better was how it happened…
Slept incorrectly, then during the day coughed the wrong way while on the toilet, and that’s it!
The wonders of middle age never cease to amaze me.
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”.
What a ride Twitter…
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
The most imminent threat to Twitter right now is a week long outage.
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What the hell, why is Twitter suddenly eating all my battery?! Hey Elon, are you being a naughty boy and starting to do some shady(er) stuff?
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions?
Yes.
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
Strong statement from FTC, following the security and privacy departures at Twitter: "We are tracking recent developments at Twitter with deep concern. No CEO or company is above the law, and companies must follow our consent decrees."
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
1/ Just want to put this news in plain language for people.
Senior people at Twitter have resigned in the last 48 hours. We now now why. They said in private Slack channels that @elonmusk is so desperate to recoup his money, he’s taking crazy risks with YOUR privacy and safety.
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest.
she’s got a point, no?
Hey @AppleSupport how is it possible that if using AirPods Pro, I cannot change the Spatialize Stereo setting if the audio is coming from an app like Twitter or TikTok. Since the audio source is not recognized in the Control Center the video always plays with head tracking
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts:
Preordering the iPhone 14
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
There's a saying in Fintech:
You either die a consumer goods company, or live long enough to see yourself enter financial services.
One company has managed to do both.
Let me tell you why Starbucks is one of the most successful banks in the U.S.:
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
There is a curious phenomenon that results from the relatively brief window of time a single human lifetime provides: we perceive the current state of the natural world as “normal”.
This is known as the Shifting Baseline Syndrome. 🧵
Guilherme Brandão: human extraordinaire retweeted
Thanks to Vladimir Putin, Germany has woken up. It must reclaim its place as a stronger, bolder, more determined leader of a more united Europe econ.st/3zRSEpc
